DONT LEAVE ME MICHEAL !!

whore

6’3 …. 250 …. ss siix fooott thrrreee twoofjcuning hundredand fifFYTT FIFTY! pounds … yes shakes head vigorously yes yes yes mwaahahhahaahahahahaahggaha

TW: Thalassophobia I think?

Charybdis

commission for @dead-and-redblog

Caelum

please block me/dni if you sexualize caelum. regardless of whether he is or is not a child he acts very childlike and it is of my personal opinion that he should not be put in sexual situations or that I do not wish to see that.

um..

Hey guys... so I'm in my MHA phase again, so yeah!! Feel free to send requests for any character, cause idk what/who to write ab!! (My Grammarly's being a BITCH rn so um yeah!!) Btw i do have OC's i wanna write ab so u might see some of them here!! Im not permanently back but i am on my spring break so you'll see me here for frequently. (maybe.)

this is how it feels wanting to start writing for my fic but also needing to write the plot

let me cook.

Jedediah schlartt lil fluff fic.

A/n: Au in which y/n and schlatt are performers and are re-enacting the once scene from Joy. Imagine Jennifer Lawerence's voice eh y/n is singing (which is in bold and italicized maybe colored idk)

^^ the song they’re singing

LOOKK ATT HIMM.

Y/n sat backstage, warming up her voice. A knock on her door makes her pause for a bit and open the door. Schlatt, also dressed in costume, smiles at her. “Hey, they called places. You wanna walk together?” He offers. 

Y/n and schlatt have known each other since high school. They met during the audition for their spring musical, both ended up getting leads, the main love interest for each other. Ever since then, they’ve been attached at the hip. Seriously, they’ve done everything together. They audition together, rehearse together, and sometimes have dinner together. Just two best friends who happen to spend everyday together. Their chemistry was unbeatable. How normal of them.

“Of course i’d like to walk with you.” Y/n answers, stepping out of the dressing room. Interlocking their arms together, Y/n and Schlatt walked to the wings of the stage. Y/n stood on her mark, giving Schlatt a thumbs up with a wide smile. 

Schlatt took a deep breath, walking backwards onto the stage as a woman announced their performance to begin. 

With a smile of his face, facing the audience, he began singing.

“I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend the evening with me. And if we go someplace with dance i know that there’s a chance you wont be leaving with me.”

Soon after Y/n slowly walked towards Schlatt, which was his cue to now look at her. His grin slightly widened, still singing.

“Then afterwards, drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two. And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’..”

Schlatt grabs her hand, they both start to waltz. 

“I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies you heard the night before.  I practice everyday to find some clever lines to say to make the meaning come true.

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“And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’..”

Their kiss scene begins, their faces closer together. Y/n felt his chops against her, softly gasping when she felt their lips touch. They’ve done this millions of times. But this time it feels different. It feels real.

Y/n gazed into Schlatt’s eyes, her face feeling hot. What was she doing? Why was she feeling like this? Suddenly Y/n begins to forget some lines, staring into Schlatt’s eyes. 

Thankfully Schlatt squeezed her waist, snapping her back into reality.

“I love you.”

“I love youu.”

As it was time for the song to end, they stopped dancing. Y/n’s grin now a soft gentle smile. She steps back, blowing a kiss to Schlatt. Blushing, Y/n looks at his face and notices Schlatt’s cheeks have a bit of a rosy hue to them. Y/n turns on her heel, running to her dressing room. 

Once Y/n plopped onto her chair she looks at herself, face flushed and her breathing rapid. “What the fuck..” She mummers to herself, hands rising to cup her cheeks. Y/n almost jumps out of her chair when she hears Schlatt’s voice. “Woah, sorry toots, didn’t mean to scare ya..” There was an awkward silence after, Y/n refused to stay anything first, afraid to say something she might regret.

Schlatt clears his throat, breaking the silence. “So.. should we talk about- That..?” 

TBC CAUSE ITS FUCKING 4AM !!!

plans for kinktober. (maybe)

10/10 - Schlatt : mirror sex

10/14 - Ted Nivison: size difference

10/18 - Dick Grayson and Jason Todd: tag teaming

10/22 - Percy Jackson (BOOK PERCY): overstimulation

10/26- Ghostface (any): deepthroating

10/30 - You Choose!

a/n: please note that these are not final, i made these up on the spot so feel free to share whom you would like to be included in my kinktober.

btw if u choose ‘we wanna chose who’ that vote is going towards yay kinktober

The percy smut fic..

uhhh seems like i wasn’t clear on which percy i was talking about. There’s a bunch of percy’s, the book one, the musical one, and the show one. Well since this is smut i am writing for the book one, i dunno how old he is but i am pretty sure he’s not underage. BUT YALL, U REALIZE HOW MANY OTHER PERCY SMUT’S THERE ARE.??

please for the love of god, stop.

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I’m not your mom but stop it and cancel your membership.