Updated Intro!!

PHONE ON THE TABLE NOW.

GDUYDGAG I LOVE PORTERR WE BANGIN ON THE FERRIS WHEELLLL.

my tumblr is blue.

I FEEL LIK ETHE BIRTHDAY DUDE, WHERE HES DRUNK AND WISHED A GIRL HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HES SCREAMING SO LOUD THE AUDIO LIE DISSAPEARS !!

how tf is my tumbler blue?

IM AB TO FO FERAL LIKE IM APART OF THE SHAW PACK NOW. HAPPY FATHERS DAY!! poor David. IT WOULD BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFETIME IF ERIK POSTS SOMEONING AB FATHERS DAY AND MENTIONS DAVID AND MILOS FATHERS/.

hey siri, how do I fix my Tumblr?

pick again !!

im soo normal about him..heh.

him and trevor OMFGGGG 😼😼🙏🙏🙏

of course u guys chose the redacted content 😭🙏 (not complaining tho 🤭🤭)

DONT LEAVE ME MICHEAL !!

hey chat, it’s been a while.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BTW 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪🩷💜💙🎀 anyways i’m bi.

so where were we, right. uh so i’m have some trouble writing and figuring out what to write about. So erm i might do a poll (if i can figure out how to do that) and js see what kind of content u guys want. (i’m too much of a pussy to do shut in ny own cause i need praise.) so uh yeah !!

RAGGHHHH

foaming at the mouth rn cause of milo’s new audio. HE SOUNDS SOOOO MUCH FINER THEN USSAL. AND WHEN HE WAS CALMING SH DOWN >>>>>

who tf is brighteyes???

YALL WHO THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH?? WHO IS BRIGHTEYES?? AND WTF IS UP WITH THEM AND FRED?? LIKE AM I STUPID OR SMTH?? also what videos to they pop up in 😋

guys do i make my return? this place has been lacking something lately

let me cook.

Jedediah schlartt lil fluff fic.

A/n: Au in which y/n and schlatt are performers and are re-enacting the once scene from Joy. Imagine Jennifer Lawerence's voice eh y/n is singing (which is in bold and italicized maybe colored idk)

^^ the song they’re singing

LOOKK ATT HIMM.

Y/n sat backstage, warming up her voice. A knock on her door makes her pause for a bit and open the door. Schlatt, also dressed in costume, smiles at her. “Hey, they called places. You wanna walk together?” He offers. 

Y/n and schlatt have known each other since high school. They met during the audition for their spring musical, both ended up getting leads, the main love interest for each other. Ever since then, they’ve been attached at the hip. Seriously, they’ve done everything together. They audition together, rehearse together, and sometimes have dinner together. Just two best friends who happen to spend everyday together. Their chemistry was unbeatable. How normal of them.

“Of course i’d like to walk with you.” Y/n answers, stepping out of the dressing room. Interlocking their arms together, Y/n and Schlatt walked to the wings of the stage. Y/n stood on her mark, giving Schlatt a thumbs up with a wide smile. 

Schlatt took a deep breath, walking backwards onto the stage as a woman announced their performance to begin. 

With a smile of his face, facing the audience, he began singing.

“I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend the evening with me. And if we go someplace with dance i know that there’s a chance you wont be leaving with me.”

Soon after Y/n slowly walked towards Schlatt, which was his cue to now look at her. His grin slightly widened, still singing.

“Then afterwards, drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two. And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’..”

Schlatt grabs her hand, they both start to waltz. 

“I can see it in your eyes that you despise the same old lies you heard the night before.  I practice everyday to find some clever lines to say to make the meaning come true.

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“And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’..”

Their kiss scene begins, their faces closer together. Y/n felt his chops against her, softly gasping when she felt their lips touch. They’ve done this millions of times. But this time it feels different. It feels real.

Y/n gazed into Schlatt’s eyes, her face feeling hot. What was she doing? Why was she feeling like this? Suddenly Y/n begins to forget some lines, staring into Schlatt’s eyes. 

Thankfully Schlatt squeezed her waist, snapping her back into reality.

“I love you.”

“I love youu.”

As it was time for the song to end, they stopped dancing. Y/n’s grin now a soft gentle smile. She steps back, blowing a kiss to Schlatt. Blushing, Y/n looks at his face and notices Schlatt’s cheeks have a bit of a rosy hue to them. Y/n turns on her heel, running to her dressing room. 

Once Y/n plopped onto her chair she looks at herself, face flushed and her breathing rapid. “What the fuck..” She mummers to herself, hands rising to cup her cheeks. Y/n almost jumps out of her chair when she hears Schlatt’s voice. “Woah, sorry toots, didn’t mean to scare ya..” There was an awkward silence after, Y/n refused to stay anything first, afraid to say something she might regret.

Schlatt clears his throat, breaking the silence. “So.. should we talk about- That..?” 

TBC CAUSE ITS FUCKING 4AM !!!

Oh that’s not-

ANOTHER EPISODE OF : WHAT THE FUCK IS THATTTTT ??

on today’s episode, you guys are gunna be helps me figure out a redacted abbreviation !!

*crowd is filled with cheers and applause!!*

(can you tell i’m trying to stretch this post to be as long as possible?)

so the abbreviation is BA.. uhh i have a feeling it has to do with hot boi winter/summer but uhh i have no idea for sure.

i’ve figured out other ones like EA, and that’s it. so erm explain please..?

teddy n smut??

uhh i wrote this on a plane i barely remember it. first ted nivison post !! Smut under cut. MDNI

idk if this makes sense.. like do yall see the vision?? (unfinished btw)

Y/n is roughly shoved against her front door, Ted latching onto her lips, his grip on her hips tightening. “Mmm Teddy..” She whines grinding on Ted knee which was now in between her thighs.  “You like acting like that? Like a little slut?” Ted asks, thought the question was rhetorical. 

Earlier that night Y/n had made it her mission to tease Ted during their night out. It started in the car, Y/n held Ted’s hand which was resting on her thigh. At a red night Y/n had spotted a missing lipstick in one of the pockets on the driver’s seat door. “Oh my god!” Y/n says, holding back a devilish smirk. Y/n reached over Ted’s lap, leaning forward to let her boobs brush against Ted’s lap. Meanwhile, the hand that was on Y/n’s thigh shifted in between her legs. Both of their hands were rubbing against the soft fabric of her panties. Ted didn’t give much of a reaction, instead just mumbling something along the lines of ‘..brat..’ before continuing to drive.

The second attempt Y/n made to fuck with Ted was made when the two were having a conversation with another person. Y/n didn’t pay much attention to what they were saying, instead she was trying to make up ways to tease her beloved boyfriend. 

Lightbulb.

Y/n smirked the tapped Ted’s shoulder whispering in his ear that she wanted to dance. Ted nodded, patting her on the ass before returning to his conversation. Y/n made her way to the dance floor and began dancing by herself. It wasn’t long before a man came up behind her and was dancing with her. Y/n almost threw up after feeling his odd smelling hot breath on her neck. She prayed for the moment Ted would be done socializing and come find her, and that moment was arriving sooner than later. Y/n felt a tug at her arm, stumbling into Teds chest. She could feel the rise and fall of his chest, and thats when she knew he got him.