Last Nite I Saw A Pharma Commercial And The Possible Side Effects Included Severe Diarrhea & Increased

I really don’t understand why anyone would buy mansions & super expensive cars if they won the lottery. Like, if I had poweball money... I’d wanna suprise people with like, free housing or secretly paying off their student/medical debt etc... I see so many of my tumblr peoples going thru some tough times & I wish I had “you’re problems are over” money but, all I got is “emergency room/surprise car problems” savings (& I feel super super lucky just to have that).

Hang in there. I see y’all. Your feelings are valid. If y’all ever find yourselves out this way... we’ll take you out for some of the best pizza in the world & idk maybe go raspberry picking (depending on the season but, it’s one of our favorite pastimes). You can find refuge in the strange/fun world my partner & I create (even if it’s just for a brief moment)

Lookin’ out my back door

I really don’t understand the concept of a “side piece”. If there’s a mutual attraction between us - I would definitely introduce you to my partner because there’s a strong possibility you’ll be attracted to them as well (our personalities are very similar & we’re both pretty cute). Why would I exclude my partner from the possibility of shared attraction & emotional connection?

If there isn’t a shared attraction between all of us... Then, that’s that. Friendship? Possible. Side piece? Nope.

It’s very liberating to be able to express attraction to other people without judgement or jealousy when you & your partner are confident in your approach to potentially sensitive emotions. There is no scenario in which I would hide those feelings from my partner & I know they feel the same way. (I mean... we talk about these things all the time.)

Been playing a lot of Ghost of Tsushima & getting to pet the foxes is one of my favorite things to do in that game

“A fox is subtlety itself.” Aristophanes

My Ma sewed me a new duvet for my comforter:

She had the patch work already made & it was a perfect match. But, wait... there’s a bonus:

It’s denim. That’s right - I’m insane. Not only do I still sleep in a twin sized bed (anything bigger seems excessive for just me and don’t forget - my partner & I sleep in separate bedrooms which is our preference) I actually sleep with a denim duvet. Like a dang maniac!

Anyways, my Ma is an exemplar sew-master & I’m just hoping to learn some of her magical ways.

Remember when you could “dismiss” ads? Then, it all changed so, I would shitpost the ads b/c after I posted them (for some reason) those particular ads wouldn’t show up on my tl anymore...

Now, I’m too inundated with crazy ass ads that it doesn’t even seem worth it any more. Like, what the hell is up with these

Like, can you imagine waking up in the morning & a thick, fatty piss comes outta ya & yer like “Yes! This magical product worked! Good thing I calmed my tits a couple nights earlier...”