"ARTHUR HIT THE GAS." [sound Effects Of A Old Lady Dying And Car Crashing. ]

John seeing his only friend making other friends. I feel you man.

Cat John

Good lord new malevolent episode just dropped and I already got jumpscared 0:53 seconds in by John screaming "ARTHOR!"

Was just listening to some guy speaking about some analog horror and then I heard him say "Kayne-" and I swear to god I never flipped my head so quickly before

I love when John bullies Arthur,, the losers <33

Would have been 10x funnier if they added flashbacks to traumatic events then cut back to laughter. Anyways here's all his traumatic hole falls

Baby girl are you okay you barely even touched your Christimas Especial Benevolent Episode Non-Canon today!

Noooo FUCK

Yes I know John has no physical from but that won't stop me from chanting "kiss kiss kiss!" regardless