When The Housemates Are An Asexual Person, A Chastity Fetishist And Somebody With A Lethal Peanut Allergy

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Chapter 4: Yes or yes

||I said I’d make a new chapter, so here it is! This one may end up being on the shorter side since it’s late but I’m experiencing a huge burst of energy haha! Also I really love this song because, vibes 😎 Anyways, enjoy the chapter and look out on Friday! (Also just in time for Valentines Day)||

[Restaurant. Thursday, 5:00 pm. {name}’s pov]

“What I’m going to say next might sound silly…but…I-“ I got cut off with the sound of Levi saying “We’re going to leave as soon as I pay for the meal. We need to prepare for the concert and get ready.” We all hummed in response. “I’ll tell you after the concert, alright?”. Jean responded with a nod and we left after Levi paid.

The car ride to the hotel was silent, other than the radio that played a song. The song “Yes or yes” by Twice played. I smiled and sang along, and I got surprised looks from everyone but Armin. I continued to sing along, a smile on my face. Once the song ended, I was greeted by the surprise from the members of the group. “I didn’t know you could sing so well!” Jean said, acting like a child in a candy store.

“Thanks” I said with a smile. “I told you she could sing well” Armin said in a teasing voice. “You should sing with us some day. As a guest” Eren suggested. “I…I’m not sure I can sing THAT well, but I’ll consider it” I said with a shrug. “It doesn’t hurt to try!” Connie said, with an encouraging smile. “Like I said, I’ll consider it” I said in a teasing voice as we entered the parking lot for the hotel.

[The concert. Thursday, 10:00 pm, Jeans pov]

Crowds singing. Dance. Sing. Lights, flashing. Sound. Lots of sound. Why? Why must I feel so warm inside?? I mean, dancing causes that, but…it’s a different kind of warmth. One that I haven’t felt in an long time…

While dancing and singing on the stage, I couldn’t help but feel nervous, despite me looking all happy (and serious when called for) on stage. I mean, it’s normal to feel nervous around your crush? Right? Or is it perhaps more than a crush? Perhaps, it’s this feeling of love I’m feeling…

I took a quick glance to where {name} was and I saw her smiling, looking super happy, the lanyard around her neck following her movements, entranced by the way a snake would be by a snake-charmer. Seeing her all happy motivated me to continue to dance, despite me being on the brink of collapse. Do it for her, make her proud. You can collapse later, just not right now…mows definitely not a good time.

Once the concert ended, we were greeted by a happy {name}, saying loads of praises on how good we were singing, her favorite parts, and a “You are all so talented and amazing! I loved the part when-“ while she continued to spout praises and her excitement on being backstage, I fell a bit more deeper for her. Once we were in the green room, {name}, Connie, and Eren were trying to convince her to sing onstage (with Levi listening and commenting once in a while), while I was talking to Armin.

“I see you have feeling for someone” he teased. “Is it that obvious?” I asked, my voice low. “Nope, I can just happen to read people that well. You might have what people call Aitai ga jou, mitai ga yamai.” “Eh?! No I don’t” I said, crossing my arms. “Yeah, sure. Uso o tsuite iru koto ga wakarimasu” He said with a smile and he gently nudged my arm. I sighed, “Īdeshou, tabun”

[Hotel balcony. Thursday, 11:00 pm, {name}’s pov]

I stood on the balcony, watching the sky above glitter with stars, sparkling and shining like tiny flashlights, the moon giving off a soft glow, contrast to the darkness night brought. I heard the sliding glass door open and close. “Hello there Jean.” I said with a smile. Jean responded with a hello. I looked up at the sky…I’m going to do it, tonight is the perfect night! You got this…

“The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?” I asked before I looked at Jean, smiling softly.

“I can die happy” He responded smiling back. “How did you know?” I asked, smiling with a blush on my face. “Armin told me in case” he said with a small laugh. Our faces grew a few inches closer, the wind bringing in a whisper, a conscience asking, is this right? Is this wrong? But in the moment…it felt so right… I closed my eyes and our lips touched, at first slightly awkward, then it slowly bloomed into something I didn’t want end.

|| Translation (rough, may not be entirely correct but it’s close enough 😅):

“Aitai ga jou, mitai ga yamai.” - love sickness

“Uso o tsuite iru koto ga wakarimasu” - I can tell you’re lying (basically)

“Ideshou tabun” - Okay, maybe

Also! The phrase “The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?” Which is a Japanese phrase (“tsuki ga kirei desu ne?”) where one confesses their love to. Well, if you want to be cheesy, that is. The least unrealistic response (the one I decided to use) is “I can die happy” or “shindemo iiwa”

The most realistic response (which I’m deciding to include here) is “Sōda ne 〜. Tokorode daiji daijina hanashi hanashi ga aru tte gen ittenakatta? Nani nani?” Which roughly means, “Yep. Isn’t there something important you would want to tell me?”

The responses on the internet can be rather false and incorrect 😅

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this “mini chapter” and have a great Valentine’s Day ❤️

-Lucky 🐾

|| Taglist: @1-800-asuka

My word count so far. I write a lot 💀 I expect this to end up being at least 1k. Angsty? maybe. It’s kinda fluff filth rn so be prepared for some shiz to go down :D

-Lucky

Hc Shit whoo! (Ruikasa edition!)

I just randomly thought of this having Last waltz by Twice on loop, but A fairytale AU where Rui and Tsukasa are knights from opposing sides. (Angst is below the break, I accidentally made it angsty-)

They’re supposed to hate each others guts but never can, because they’re too gay for each other.

I imagine they see each other in secret in one of the ballrooms of Rui’s king. It was where they first confessed their love and now they always meet in the ballroom. The ballroom has a piano and Tsukasa always plays for Rui, having learnt how to play the piano as a kid before being forced to be a knight by his king.

The king eventually finds out one night and he orders an execution for the next day. That night, Rui and Tsukasa meet one last time. I would imagine the conversation would be quite heavy. They would share a hug, a kiss and shed a few tears. They would stay in the ballroom until dawn, music heard from outside. “Can we stay in this moment?” Tsukasa asks Rui. “Until the day dawns” Rui responds with a smile. Those would be their last words to each other. Rui got executed that afternoon.

Anyways, Hope ya liked it! Sorry for the sad one this time, I’ll make a much more happier one next time!

-Kaveh

YASSS IM SO EXCITED SHSHHDBDX *excited lucky noises*

I WAS GONNA SLEEP YHEN THE LEAKS CAME OUT

GOOD LORD I WANT THEM ALL

LEAKS BELOW CUT

TSUKASA??? JSNSNS HES SERVING HIS PRINCESS SAKI,,,, HES SO??? /POS

WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM IT BARELY LOOKS LIKE AKITO BUT OH MY GOD

,,,,your hand in marriage,,,,,,,ohmygod,,,,

THIS CARD LOOKS AMAZING FOR A 3* WOULD DIE FOR IT OH MY. GOD

hampter :)

NEUVIE MY BABY DINT CRY 🙁🙁🙁🙁 ILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING 💔💔💔💔💔

“Sorry for making you worry”

🦦

Random Story Concept for spooky month

Demon hunters chasing down escaped 'painting' subjects who're actually demons sealed inside canvases

Merry Rizzmas…what was I thinking? Anyways, Happy holidays peoples!

-🏛️

*Insert cool ass title here*

Random Kavehtham hc’s because I love and miss my husband. May have some small typos since I’m a little lathergic and slightly…off the rails and someone thought removing autocorrect was a brilliant idea

Kaveh pulls all nighters and sleeps all day

Alhaitham os aware and doesn’t say much on it. Probably uses it as an opportunity to have a “lazy day” with his bf

Won’t admit it openly, but Alhaitham looooooves to cuddle. Will just snuggle up all cutely ajjdndns (us when please, I miss you Alhaitham :()

Kaveh definitely says “I miss you” to Alhaitham, even if they are in the same room. Usually a sign that he’s feeling clingly

(this is all for now, I’m sleepy, its almakt 2am I fant tupe corrextly anymkre. Merry Rizzmas my friends!)

-🏛️

I felt like creating a playlist (aka master list) for each chapter (with the prologue) on here! So here we go! Note: I know I should’ve done this ages ago, but I’m going to edit the previous chapters and add the song it originated from (so you can listen to it while reading or re-reading ^^) ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ : Stray kids (Bang Chan, Hyunjin) - ‘Red lights‘

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Prologue

Chapter 1: from home

Chapter 2: Maria

Chapter 3: The 7th Sense

Chapter 4: Yes or Yes

JJK

N/A

AOT

Red lights Masterlist

HC’s

Lilac

Bungo Stray Dogs

Drunk-Dazed

Project Sekai

Hann (Alone in winter) -Akitoya

Up All Night - Akitoya

Fic-not-fic -Akitoya

Jjk

N/A

AOT

N/A