*Everyone Is Giving Advice To Sam*

Scott : Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Stiles : It’s just you.

Stiles is so done with him

I like the fact that for me Eddie is gay, but when I do an AU where Steve is a girl or a trans girl or a genderfluid person, Eddie automatically becomes a bisexual man (⌐■_■)

(Sorry for the mistakes, English is not my first language)

Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Tony : Bro-

Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Cisco : Finally, after 40 hours awake I understood the formula!

Caitlin : You were awake for 40 hours?! Cisco, that ain't healthy.

Barry : No it was 56 hours. I counted.

Cisco : No, see, the first 16 hours don't count because I would have been awake anyways.

Barry : Makes sense.

Caitlin : No the fuck it doesn't!

Caitlin : Wait a damn minute. What do you mean you counted? Barry? How long have you been awake?

Barry awake for 62 hours : this ain't about me.

Caitlin awake for 72 hours : GO TO BED!

Eddie : I think Steve is dropping hint that he wants me to propose?

Robin : What kind of hints?

Eddie : He keep showing me his wedding Pinterest board.

Eddie : And randomly tells me his ring size.

Robin : That isn't a hint.

Robin : Thats called a kick in the ass.

Headcanon - supernatural - Dean

For me Dean is a housekeeping freak, he always tidied up the hotel rooms when they left the room, he always tidied up behind Sam, he always tidied up behind his father. He's used to it.

When Dad was on a hunting trip and Sammy was sleeping, Dean cleans up. He has nothing else to do, he can't sleep, he has to watch Sammy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now it has become one of his habits. Especially when he's stressed (so often :/) he likes to be in a tidy and clean place, that's just how he is.

Sam is rather a messy person, but only in his room because Mommy Bear Dean is coming for him otherwise. But in general, Sam is really clean. I mean he's lived with Dean all his life.

So yeah, In my opinion the bunker is always very clean🧹

Robin : *clicks pen*

Steve : *clicks pen in response*

Eddie : Stop that.

Steve : Stop what?

Eddie : You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Robin : Yes Eddie, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

Eddie : ...

*Later*

Steve, to Nancy : That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

Time family AU

Barry : I just saw Mom for the first time in years.

Bruce : No way! And…?

Barry : I told mom I was an Olympic gymnast.

Bruce :

Bruce : Why?

Barry : Well, you know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress?

Bruce : No.

Barry : Exactly, we’ve all done it.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Tropes I love with Dean winchester