Dean, entering the living room looking at his clothes : Has anyone seen my top?
Sam : Castiel's in the kitchen.
Charlie : The last time I saw castiel he was in the library!
Crowley : I have no idea where the angel is.
Gabriel : Probably waiting in your bed~
Jack : He's trying to make waffles in the kitchen!
Claire : DAD DEAN IS LOOKING FOR YOU!
Castiel taking his head out of the kitchen : Dean?
Dean : I hate all of you.
Makino has engraved and implanted manners into ace's head to the point this man will apologize and introduce himself even to the weirdest and cruelest of people.
He would hit his head on a wall and apologize for hitting it.
He would introduce himself to the fleet admiral if he didn't know who he was.
Ace: *first time in the moby dick and lost his way below deck due to the ridiculously large interior* Where do i- *hits a wall* oh im sorry, please exuse me *bows and walks away*
Whitebeard pirate 1: did he just-?
Whitebeard pirate 2: DID HE APOLOGIZE TO THE WALL?!
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Ace: *on a misson on a random island and encounters a navy vice Admiral* Very nice to meet you *bows head in respect*.
Vice admiral: did- *stutters* did this pirate-
Navy captain: yes sir, he did.
Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!
Snart : We've been awake since Friday.
Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-
Tony : You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Pepper : Actually, Tony, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*
Steve : Ow! you kneed me!
Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...
Steve, voice cracking : Okay-
Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.
Pepper : Yeah I am.
Tony, at Friday : You're my child.
Friday : Yes boss.
Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.
Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?
Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.
Rhodey : Naturally.
Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!
Harley : Fuck you.
Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.
Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?
Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...
Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.
Cisco : Every fucking time!
Stranger things AU
My note, Steve note.
Steve (Alice) Harrington (Future Hopper)
Stuck in the uspide down since he's 12 (1978)
El managed to make a mini opening years before 83 which led to Steve getting caught and stuck in the uspide down.
He was reading his favorite book Alice in Wonderland when it happened, and so he named this world after that book.
Steve friends
-3 Demodogs (He just calls them dogs) their names are, Diamond, Clover, Spade
-1 Demobats (Called Bats) Name Hearts
-The kraken at the bottom of the lake that raised Steve named Mom or Cheshire
Steve's Wonderland Reviews!
The areas and monsters that live there, with the danger level and drawings made by me!
-The lake also called neutral zone, This is mom's area, the fights are forbidden inside so it's 100% sure for me! Danger level 0/5
-The City, this is where Tweedledee and Tweedledum reign, Tweedledee and Tweedledum are not very complicated to face in 1v1 but in 2v1 it becomes complicated, if you do not kill both at the same time the other will resurrect the other one, super important area for any items or supplies! Danger level 2/5.
-The Forest, Joker Zone, constant combat, if you enter the forest it is to fight! The joker is not completely evil? But since he is more intelligent than most monsters and I can't guess his intention I can't help but be uncomfortable with him. Danger level 4/5
-The meadow, there is not really a "zone boss" in this area, just a bunch of really scary monsters, especially the cards/the voiceless, or the caterpillar, the cards just follow you silently and if you talk to them they start to imitate your voice, and if you stay too long they will start to imitate you physically. The caterpillar just hangs around in the ground, so it is advisable to stay hidden and up high in this area (I recommend trees)Danger Level 3/5
-The Rabbit Hole, over there you will find the rabbit and the hare, They both have a great hunting instinct and run super fast, unlike Tweedledee and Tweedledum they don't get along, They don't really share the area... rather they fight over it, The dormouse also hangs around sometimes, he likes to pick up the pieces of monsters scattered by the rabbit and the hare. Danger level 3,5/5
-The Hatter's Manor, down there is the second area that I recommend the least, the hatter is damn intelligent and adapts very quickly, with his dogs he is formidably scary. I do not recommend this area at all especially with me, he has a personal grudge since I stole 3 dogs from him (they came of their own free will) Danger level 4,5/5
-The castle of the Queen of Hearts, completely forbidden area, the queen is fucking dangerous and really weird, he is also very intelligent and powerful. Danger level 5/5
These were Steve's notes on this upside down world!
Steve Style
He mutated to adapt to the uspide down
Mutation: All five senses are better (especially the mouth) his heart and breathing are now super slow (almost as if he was dead) and he's faster/Stronger, and more resistant.
none of the drawings are mine, and unfortunately I don't have the artist names, because I found everything on Pinterest :( If you have them I'll take them!
People interested in a sequel? With Will's arrival, Steve's return to the normal world ?
Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*
Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?
Snart, muffled : Yeah.
Mick :
Mick : and you asked him to marry you?
Snart : Yeah...
Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!
Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!
*Meanwhile*
Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!
Barry : But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Barry , earlier: I'm going to go back in time and created a new paradox!
Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Stephen :
Stephen : I like you.