Pepper : Who The Fuck Broke The Toaster?

*Barry holding his baby*

Caitlin : Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.

Cisco : I know, I still am one of these.

Big 3 fighting big bad guys

Oliver : Mama didn't raise a fucking bitch we keep going.

Kara : Na na na, mama did raise a bitch let's go!

Barry : Mama did not raise nobody actually, my mom was dead.

Kara and Oliver : Omg-

Iris : How was the honeymoon?

Barry : Len got drunk and set our marriage certificate on fire.

Barry : He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"

Iris : ...

Barry being a simp : I love him so much...

Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*

Steve : Ow! you kneed me!

Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...

Steve, voice cracking : Okay-

Jack : The floor's lava!

Castiel : *helping Dean onto the table*

Gabriel : *kicks Sam off the sofa*

Charlie : There are two types of boyfriends.

Ethan : You wanna fight?! You got one!

Stiles : Okay! *raises fists*

*Scott runs in, scoops Stiles up in his arms, and runs away carrying him*

Ethan and Aiden :

Aiden : What?

Stiles likes problems :)

And

Scott is stressed ^^'

Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.

Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.

Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

And everybody's just kind of : 😀?

Sam : I just heard Dean call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

Computer : Please enter a password.

Snart : *type Barry*

Computer : Your password is too weak.

Snart : How fucking DARE YOU-