during his coma his followers start theorizing about where he is. most suspect his boss had something by to do with it. a few think it has something to do with the explosives he found.
Jon did in fact make a post about the Unknowing before he disappeared but it was just incoherent muttering.
ok au where after becoming archivist jon starts getting into the habit of making vent tiktoks in his car after work because tim showed him how and at first he was like “this is stupid” but then it genuinely started helping him decompress so he just kept doing it in secret. and he eventually he gains a minor following who are becoming increasingly concerned because it goes from “the most INSUFFERABLE statement giver came in today” to “i got fucking KIDNAPPED AGAIN!!!”
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
how can I get anything done when shit like this keeps popping into my head
inspired by this
prideduo but koi !!
alt ver (pstt i like this one better)
koi references !! all r from pinterest
tancho kohaku n tancho goshiki
taisho sanshoku n showa sanshoku
little Grian animation i made a while back because i was listening to tma and and and
kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world
i'm tired. have grian.
thank u wolfy
I can't answer all the trick or treats I'm sorry. Here is a bowl of candy. Honor system, don't take more than your fair share 🫵
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"
and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"
multifandom hell // my pronouns r based on vibesplease give art requests i will eat them
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