"Fuck Your Wife. Get Over Here And Suck My Titties."

Your drunk wife loved giving your friends lap dances after you passed out at the party.

"Babe! You're being crazy again! I promise you she's just my new coworker."

"I think you'd really like my new coworker, babe. He's the type of guy who's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

She's drunk, horny and her boyfriend is the last thing on her mind.

My wife is at work and I'm at home with my daughter. I love unloading my cum on my baby girl's face.

"Hey babe. So I know it's our honeymoon, but I think it'd be really fun to start exploring your cuckolding fetish."

Your girlfriend and her best friend love traveling together. You feel lucky she has such a good friend.

She loves you. She really does. But she can never stop cheating on you and she hopes you'll understand.

Your girlfriend loves her Saturdays without you.