Tony, teaching Peter to drive: Okay Peter, what does a green light mean?
Peter: Go!
Tony: A red light?
Peter: Stop!
Tony: And what about a yellow light?
Peter: If you floor it, you can make it!
Tony: …No—
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Tony: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Tony: *turns around and helps Peter through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Peter.
Peter: Okay.
lil kiss
Pro hero Katsuki: Listen, brats! Today we'll learn to work as a team. I'll be the villain, so you'll have to come up with a good strategy to defeat me together. But every time you lose, your sensei will have to give me a kiss. Teacher Izuku *blushing to the tip of his ears*: Kacchan! Pro hero Katsuki: Rules are rules, nerd! Class 1A: ...
Izuku, reading one of his old Middle School notebooks to his students: So, next page says “You piece of shit, I know where you live and I will slit your throat in your sleep-“ Oh, that’s a death threat. Let’s go to the next page.
Students, terrified:
Bakugo, came to observe the class and also terrified: I just know that was for me.
I think I've seen this film before
And I didn't like the ending.
epic the musical reference...
Grocery shopping 🛍️ 🛒
wait wait wait wait,
Izuku barely saw his friends because schedules didn't align???
you're telling me he didn't even get an apartment or something with one of his friends??? that bkdk, the goddamn bonded pair of swans, weren't moving in together after graduation??? that he wasn’t kicking Mr. Midoriya's classroom door down randomly like "what up nerd, it's bring your childhood friend to work day"???? what do you MEAN he barely saw his friends??? the same ones who chased him down during his vigilante arc??? who fought a war with him??? why is it implied this includes his goddamn "inseparable" Kacchan???? HOW
can’t stick with anything at all, literally going through a new phase every month
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