I Feel Like A Curator Who Displays Old Tat As Antiques, Given A Chance To Have A Set Of Canopic Jars

Hello skeletons and wizards, I have traditionally been associated with wizards and magic by my friends and family, but I have always felt a strong connection to skeletons. Could you please explain how the skeleton war started and why your side is the correct one to support? I will support with art and strange memes. Kind regards, M. P. LeBrush.

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As you surely know by now...

Reblogging so Crowley can.

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Image: [Crowley standing in front of a projector screen. Behind him is a news broadcast that reads “Live from Mordor: Captain Jack Harkness simply walks in”]

Crowley: Can I hear a wahoo?

Yessss

you are unwound

Still piratemaxxing ‘n I ain’t sorry, I ain’t!

Happy birthday, Deltarune. As a celebration, I wanted to send a meme I made.

If you know Doctor Who series 3 and Life on Mars, you might get it:

Here come the drums, drums!

Is he [[living in a goddamn garbage can]], [[50% off]] his mind, or has he [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]?

Discworld Death has good quotes. Almost always.

Terry Pratchett, “Hogfather.”

“Everybody secretly hates me” factoid actually just statistical error. average person does not hate you. You yourself, who has a mean brain, is an outlier and should not have been counted