Big Ol’ Raditz Z Warrior Arc Headcanon Post

Here are 2 things I love in Daima:

1. I'm watching it with subtitles, and they captured Goku's hayseed realness in a chef's kiss way. "Ain't nothin' out here" or some shit. Boy bout to drop a "Yeehaw, y'all!" any goddamn minute. He's not just a himbo, he's a Country Fucker. A Wild Mountain Boi. Makes his behavior make 100000% more sense. He's been in A Society for like 50 years, but you can't un-bump this bumpkin.

2. He legit told Panzy, "Naw, I can't push my hair down, it just goes boing." The boi has FRONDS. Like a palm tree. Confirmed.

gotenks is still there in spirit i suppose

Esto es hermoso.🩷

For the ask game, AU where Izuku is low key embarrassed of his uncle because he is so beautiful he keeps accidentally seducing everyone he meets, please. (Yoichi reserves the not accidental seduction for his husbands.)

Heh I love this one:

1. Hisashi and Inko are business partners who often travel for work, so they leave Izuku to stay with his three uncles: Yoichi, Second (Kaiji), and Third (Sanzou). Izuku doesn't mind because he loves his uncles, but man does he ever hate going outside with Uncle Yoichi. Because it's nothing but trouble! Every time they go out, Yoichi gets approached by modeling agents, every shop gives them discounts, and people take pictures in public. To Izuku's great annoyance, people keep mistaking his uncle for his older brother. Furthermore, Yoichi attracts every train molester, flasher, stalker, and kidnapper. Izuku carries a taser to handle all of them. He's appointed himself as bodyguard because he believes that his air-headed, beautiful uncle is way too clueless, defenseless, and prone to giving people the benefit of the doubt.

2. Over the years, Izuku has developed an itchy trigger finger with the taser and a policy of preemptive strikes towards anyone who looks at Yoichi wrong. Izuku has been capturing perverts and taking them to the police since elementary school. In middle school he tasered Re-Destro from behind for trying to kidnap his uncle (without knowing who he was). Izuku got a medal for taking down such a dangerous villain.

3. Izuku also dislikes how everyone treats him differently after meeting his uncle. He's dealt with bullying issues in the past because of his quirklessness. But as soon as they lay eyes on his uncle, his teachers rush to favor him and even the other kids try to befriend him to have an excuse to come over to his house and gawk. Izuku hates the fakeness even more than the bullying.

4. Katsuki Bakugo is the first person Izuku ever met who didn't go gah-gah over his uncle and Izuku really appreciates how Katsuki doesn't treat him any differently. (Katsuki is not immune, he's just too stubborn to show it. As a result, he tries to avoid Izuku and whatever weirdness is going on around him.) In this AU, Katsuki's bullying got cut off very early on because all of Izuku's teachers intensely favor him. In fact, Izuku's teachers make excuses to come over to his house for frequent parent-teacher conferences specifically during the times when he lives with his uncles. It annoys Izuku that Yoichi does not seem to realize these conferences are unnecessary and can happily talk about his cute nephew all day.

5. Yoichi constantly causes gay/bisexual awakenings in everyone he meets, including women who discover they like women after meeting him. Don't question how that works.

6. Izuku also hates how when he goes out in public with all three of his uncles, people whisper behind their backs about how Kaiji and Sanzou aren't handsome enough for Yoichi. Strangers are disrespectful enough to hit on Yoichi in front of his partners and tell him that he could do better. Kaiji and Sanzou are very secure and just laugh it off. Izuku "accidentally" tasers the rudest ones.

7. Izuku's also embarrassed because Uncle Yoichi dotes on him in public, which attracts attention to him. A lot of suitors see playing nice with Izuku as their "in" with Yoichi or think they will impress Yoichi by showing off how good they are with kids.

8. On the bright side, Yoichi gets lots of hero autographs for Izuku. (Any autograph Izuku wants, including villain autographs.) Izuku assumes that this is because even people in the hero industry can't resist his uncle's smile. He's right, but he doesn't know the whole story.

9. Yoichi is a famous villain. All the heroes and villains alike are infatuated with his alter ego. In this AU, Izuku's entire family is full of villains: Inko is a villain and All for One's business partner, which is why she goes away with her husband on business trips frequently. Kaiji and Sanzou are also villains. Izuku has no idea.

10. Izuku also doesn't know that his uncles ruined lives of everyone who bullied him in past. The perverts who get tasered by Izuku are the lucky ones. You don’t want to know what Yoichi does to perverts who harass him when he’s out alone.

I love their relationship so much they both went through so much with Frieza and were very young so they are bonded for life about that. I bet they developed a very protective relationship with each other.

Also I ship them together teehee

Heres me doing biology headcanons for dbz aliens. If you want to see my ramblings about Namekian, Majin and Icejin/Arcosian diet and reproduction its under the cut.

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Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.

En: ..Elaborate?

Izuku: I haven't died yet

En: That's not how it works-

Daigoro: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die

JAJAJAJA, POBRE BRUCE.

Se quedó viudo dos veces por culpa del mismo gilipollas (afo).

bruce stronger than me fr bc if Both my bfs died within months(?) of each other I would have simply shoved ofa onto the first unfortunate soul to cross my path and leapt into oncoming traffic

Incorrect Quotes!

Hikage: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.

Banjo: Where am I on the list?

Hikage: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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Second: You are the love of my life, and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Yoichi: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Second: I said within reason, Yoichi. How about I murder that guy? Yoichi: So, murder is in reason, but proper self-care isn't? Second: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Second: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Third, looking at Second: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Second and Third in unison: sighs Yoichi

AU where Raditz is sent to Earth with his baby bro or something. 

Está es realmente buena.

All for One/ One for All :Strays

This is prewritten from my drafts.

Hisashi's is getting a bit tired of all of Yoichi’s strays.

He looked the other way on the,

2 Territorial cats, who hate him,

Chameleon that he swears is older than Yoichi claims,

The HUGE octopus,

The equally huge squid,

A freaking bat Yoichi claims he found he found in a dumpster,

Golden retriever that is definitely going to die any moment now,

but this takes the cake.

"Yoichi, that is a child!"

"An orphaned child"

"His mother is pounding at our door!"

On second glance, the mother's pretty cute...