Boomer Gave Me Powsicle Pop During Paleteria's Starlight Jubilee When She Came In Once Does This Count

birthday !! in sixtey nine !! hahha super funny .. numeral

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

thinking about creatures.

I wish Gholdengo was real. I wish I had an emotional support haunted-pile-of-money-in-the-shape-of-a-li’l-guy who was a surfer 🥺 man, reality fucking blows

8/6 ~ 8/7

I normally rant in the tags but fuck it I want to ramble about boomer I'm literally that one gif of the guy talking to the wall

I love how her flipdeck implies she's eaten enough hospital food to hate it which begs the question of why

I've talked about it before on this blog but methinks boomer has a fear of severe injury. like, to her, dying is whatever, memento mori, we all die, but getting hurt to a degree such that she can't perform? it would ruin her. so she overprepares for stunt shows. uhh this also extends to other people's safety. she's kinda overbearing lowkey

uhh I also love that specific holiday image too?! I want to know more about the powsicle scoopian tbh!!! because of this image I also hc that she's severely attention-motivated because of childhood stuff... girlypop if no one will give you the attention you seek them I Will.

hellooo could I offer Boomer for the ask game? 🦅 🇺🇸🗣️

boomer💥

fave thing about them: GODDDD SHE IS SO GOATED IN PAPA LOUIE 2 I LOVE PLAYING AS HER

also the “daredevil” occupation is really cool and flashy to me but another great thing about boomer is her flipdeck cuz “Hates: Hospital Food” is so funny to me LOL

least fave thing about them: NOTHING!!!!!

brOTP: this is kinda random but ever since i learned that shannon loves powsicles i now hc that she’s boomer’s event photographer now lol. not even for her actual job i just think shannon likes inexplicable things (like what boomer does. how does she survive??!?!?!)

OTP: BOOMER X AKARI‼️‼️‼️ i’ve liked this ship since elementary school lol. i just think they’re so similar (black ponytail, motorcycle, general cool vibes) but they pull it off so differently it’s a funny dynamic/contrast… like boomer is AWESOME cool but akari is nonchalant cool… am i making sense lol?????

nOTP: nothing rlly

random headcanon: everything boomer does should, by logic, kill her, but she is not dead yet. she got that phoenix wright plot armor except she’s not even a main character lol

when she’s not doing stunt stuff she’s kinda lowkey i think she helps at hospitals and stuff i think clair likes her but also thinks she’s kinda reckless lol

unpopular opinion: idk what other ppl think of BOOMER sorryyyyy

fave picture of them: this may be because i love the mallow men and gals but I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY PICTURE it’s so cute… she’s wants to impress the little guys but that rando unnamed scoopian is stealing all the attention lol….

im a plough bitches

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

my sib is currently replaying luigi's mansion 3 when we got to the part where prof. e gadd mentioned that gooigi is made of goo, i went, "oh man i thought gooigi was made of igi." and we both lost it for some reason

i fully believe now that gooigi is made of igi and you cannot convince me otherwise

also the boo names. they're so stupid but in the silly way.

i think Chuck was in it. I don't remember what happened but I know he invaded my brain space for a night

dreams about my hyperfixations don't happen often so if anyone shows up it's honestly a big deal LOL

has ANYONE ever had a papa louie dream?

I would love to hear

Hi my name is Magolor Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have pointy cedar brown ears (they're probably supposed to be ears) with dark brown streaks and copper colored tips that reaches my mid-back and glowing yellow eyes like magic lightning and a lot of people tell me I look like one of the Ancients (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to them but I wish I was because they're major fucking hotties. I’m a catboy but my teeth are straight and white. I have cocoa brown fur. I’m also a wizard, and I live in a magic ship called the Lor Starcutter in Dream Land where I work for the king (I’m super powerful). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white cape with matching lace around it and a blue cotton shirt, yellow gloves and a blue hood. I was wearing black lipstick, brown foundation, black eyeliner and black eye shadow. I was walking outside Castle Dedede. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Waddle Dees stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.