One Day I’m Just Not Going To Go School Or Do Anything. Who Are They Going To Send? The Teachers? I

TSUPD SPOILERS

I was just about to sleep but then I got an idea for a Stanley Parable theory.

Ok here me out: the narrator is Stanley

The “Narrator” is a man who works in an office pushing buttons, and uses Stanley as a self insert of sorts (maybe that just is him) to go on these adventures in his maladaptive daydreams.

If this sounds far fetched, the exact thing has been done before in another game which I don’t want to spoil but I will give the name of if asked.

If this is the case, maybe the narrator has intrusive thoughts/trouble controlling his thoughts; this would explain endings where the narrator doesn’t want anything to happen but Stanley disobeys anyway (Zending, Skip button, etc.)

Like I said before, I was just about to sleep so I’m a bit tired. I just think it’s a neat concept.

The Victorian desire to hide all of your base urges in a pit of shame until you develop a chemical that allows you to create your own real life alter ego, only to be found out by your lawyer friend and your butler after you accidentally kill a man and lock yourself in your room forever.

Shout out to people who are above average in intelligence but are so incompetent and lack so many communication skills that everyone thinks they’re an idiot.

Petition to give Frankenstein’s monster a genuine name. I’m sick of getting the two confused.

And, to help with the cause, I have prepared a couple possible names

Stitchy

Frank jr.

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

Steve

LANYON ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK LANYON

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SHORT CRIMINAL

I’d like to issue a formal apology for asking Sage the question

“Will Lanyon be okay”

On the live discord Q&A….the moment chat blew up I could sense the entire tgs fandoms fear levels spike simultaneously.

Shout out to you eleven followers y’all are pretty cool

A horror/action trope I don’t think is done enough is when a character sacrifices themselves (or at least says they will) but when they actually do they find it’s much more painful and horrible than they expected so they are left begging for mercy from the people they sacrificed themselves to save.

There’s this evil vending machine in my school cafeteria. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it, but every time I use it I order nacho cheese Doritos from spot 307. And no matter what, it never gives me the Doritos from 307, always from 201 or 205 or 211. It’s tearing my life apart. Please vending machine, why won’t it give me the chips from 307!? It’s the same flavor and everything but please I just want my 307 chips please.

Here, have a poorly done practice attempt at using 3D models. Featuring my OC