Macdennis is Schrödinger's canon. It is both canon and not canon depending on how this all ends and since we are not at the end, it is both.
If it ended with 5, they banged as Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 6, so no they actually didn’t. If it ended with 6, then Maureen declared Mac Dennis’ boytoy and they banged right after he screamed divorce, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 7, so no they actually didn’t.
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If it ended with 15, they were banging during quarantine, definitely absolutely. But since 16 is on the horizon, no they actually weren’t. But if they don’t canon in 16, they banged on that inflatable couch until it popped, definitely absolutely. But if 17 is on the horizon then no they didn’t. But if they don’t canon in —
There’s never anything in the crate until there’s something in the crate.
#LMFAO #real
Yall talking about macdennis having sex on the inflatable pull out couch and I’m over here like “Dennis is gonna have to take a mental health day after Mac flops down on that thing hard enough to bounce Dennis off the other side like 20 times in a row cause he thinks it’s funny how annoyed Dennis gets.”
you’re telling me these two idiots are going to blow up a bunch of inflatable furniture and NOT pass out repeatedly from exhaustion?
Frank’s really trying, you guys.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Dee: HAAAAA Mac looks like a dumb muscly bird!
Dennis: Dee, you stupid bitch! He looks like a dumb sexy angel!
Mac: Aww babe, you think I look sexy? That’s awesome, dude!
The gang, Macdennis, and cricket!!!! Also I’m so excited for s16 ITS SO CLOSE
I wish they showed Mac dropping Dennis (twice) in "the gang chokes" so so so bad
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Frank Vs. Russia Spoilers
I CAN NOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS EPISODE
DENNIS HAS A SYSTEM FOR MEN, FOR MEN. HE DIDN’T CREATE ONE FOR MAC AND DEE, HE ALREADY HAD ONE. HE ALREADY HAD ONE!
AND BACKWARDS IT’S SINNED. YES IT IS DENNIS BACKWARDS BUT IT’S ALSO BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S DOING SOMETHING WRONG. HE’S STILL IN THE CLOSET BECAUSE HE CAN’T ACCEPT HIMSELF. HE THINKS HE’S A SINNER.
AND DENNIS IS JOHNNY. DENNIS IS JOHNNY. HE WAS CATFISHING MAC THE WHOLE TIME. WHEN PEOPLE WERE MAKING CATFISHING PREDICTIONS I DIDN’T AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE I DIDN’T THINK RCG WOULD GO THAT FAR. BUT THEY DID. THEY DID.
DENNIS COULD ALREADY GET MAC TO DO ANYTHING HE WANTED. COULD MAKE HIM LEAVE IF MAC WAS BEING ANNOYING. COULD MAKE HIM BUY ANDY FOOD DENNIS WANTS. AND YET HE CATFISHED MAC AND HAD HIM PUT ANAL BEADS UP HIS ASS ANYWAY.
WHEN MAC SAID HE WAS IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY, DENNIS REVEALED THAT HE WAS JOHNNY.
I STILL CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS WAS A REAL EPISODE.
WHEN DENNIS WAS INTRODUCING THE SINNED SYSTEM MAC AND DEE LITERALLY QUESTIONED HIM ABOUT IT AND HE TOLD THEM TO SHUSH. LIKE THE SHOW IS FULL ON POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT DENNIS HAD THIS SYSTEM ALREADY.
And the whole mommy thing??? Like what the fuck was that?! Like I know what it was but like oh my god?!?!?! Like I know we know Dennis has mommy issues but like Jesus fucking Christ dude. Also like that goes with Mac taking care of him. Dennis just wants to be cared for, carried home when he feels sick, given attention and emotional support. That’s exactly what Mac does. I have more thoughts and I think I’ll expand some of these thoughts into separate posts cause this is too long and I just want to post this.