"i'd Be The Final Girl" "i'd Be The Slasher" Yeah Well I Would Be The Harbinger Of Doom. You Drive By

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Hello lovely!!

I was wondering if I could request some headcannons! I’ve been meaning to reach out to you because your writing is splendid and you’re on my blog a lot too!! Could I request some soft Billy Lenz with his s/o hcs?

I hope you’re having a wonderful day! ♥︎♥︎

- @slasherb1tch

OMG AHAJDJSHS I really did spend a hell of a lot of time on ur blog huh 😭 and TYSM!!! you're literally so sweet <333 that means sm coming from a blog I admire!!! I hope this is good ❤️

Billy Lenz soft headcanons.

format: headcanons... ofc.

warnings: none! but not fully proofread and it's 6am as I start this lol

taglist: n/a

To start this off I have to say: Billy may act in a certain way, but he is totally inexperienced relationship wise. He's overjoyed to be with you, don't get me wrong! He just needs a few days to settle.

By now you've already shown him an incredible amount of patience. You and he had liked each other and had something undefined, but he wasn't catching any of your very blatant "hints" and went wide eyed when you'd compliment him or etc.

It's all very new, but I assure you when he's fully able to comprehend what you both have now, you're going to be showered in his affection!

He also expects to be showered in yours too <3

He does have limits though. Sometimes touching him is off the table. He doesn't even want to hug you, but he'll sit on the couch or in bed with you and just.... Soak in your presence.

I think you and Billy spend most of your time cuddling. Sometimes he can't stay off you and just clings to you like a koala bear-

just you and him on the couch, and him nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck.

Bonus points if you're ticklish and giggle at this. It's likely to spur on him doing it more to get you to laugh, or even end in a full tickle fight.

He's definitely ticklish too. It's kinda cute when he curls into a ball and screeches as he attempts to protect himself from your attack-

He's both protective and possessive to certain extents

You're just so wonderful to him! And he's insecure, but he doesn't really know that

All he knows is that his chest gets tight and he feels queasy when you have guests over, or you bring up that you had gotten hit on while you were out of the house

if this was Brahms, he'd throw a fit.

But it isn't. Billy is still upset and can be pretty emotional and chaotic, but he isn't about to destroy things

"You aren't going to... leave billy, are you?"

Maybe you're not so surprised by the change in Billy's mood, by now you're probably used to it even-

Just take his face in your hands and tell him you're his. You're never going to leave because you love him

He'll grab onto your wrists and kiss the palms of your hands. All he can do is nod at your words.

If you've had a rough day or some form of chronic illness/pain, Billy would be very willing to try and massage your pain away

or kiss it better!

it's silly and even he probably knows it doesn't work, but it's so sweet that you can't help but smile :(

"Do you feel better? need more kisses from billy?"

But now if he gets banged up in the attic or anywhere around the house, he needs immediate kisses! Help y/n, he's gonna die!! Kiss him rn!!!

If you happen to show affection via biting like some people do (or maybe you just have urges to bite people) Billy would be very receptive. Confused, but as long as you don't bite hard he's ok <3

"....What are you doing?"

Just don't catch him off guard with it. He'll probably complain then

Play with his hair. Do it.

it instantly puts him to sleep omfg....

I also feel like a cherished gesture of his is back kisses.... Whether he's kissing your back or you're kissing his, he loves it. It's tender and either of you say a word.

He does it when he spoons you and wants you to do the same 🥺

Totally loves any pets you have. Verye energetic and keeps trying to get your dog to howl. Or cradles your cat like a baby and baby talks it

Have any snakes or insects? Oh my god he's gonna be so intrigued. infodump on him, he loves it

have like a... lizard or something? yeah that mf is gonna ride billy around the house on his head. If it's small, anyways.

Paint his nails <3

somehow, I feel like Billy is an underrated character. I see plenty of content for him, but a lot of it is purely smutty. We need more soft Billy!

just some art i guess???

it's not that good and the camera quality SUCKS, but you can't always get what you want and that's ok lmao. obvi inspired by gyaru fashion bc I just think they're cool

i wanted to draw a hand doing something too but I got too lazy😍

not the best photos but these are the best I could get!!!

The Big Comfy Couch actually went there.

first few billy doobles ever cuz i HATE him (he grew on me overnight)

now, would you stomp on it for 10 billion dolar ?

YES Pantera yeah yeah😈😈

This clip of bevis and butthead reacting to this love by pantera always has me on the floor crying

Here me out, imagine,

Knowing Billy Lenz as a childhood friend before he mysteriously disappeared without saying anything to you. He would rarely get to leave the house but when he did it was always because of school. Sometimes he was able to lie to get to see you a little longer. Those times were spent at your guys favorite park playing with the little daisies in the field. You always knew something was wrong in his home life. Since he would have to hide you from everything. Sometimes he would share his favorite books with you since school was is only way to access the outside world, he loved reading Shakespeare in English. So he would tell you about it when you guys would walk home. And whenever he came to school upset or with a black eye, you would pass him little encouraging sweet notes to lighten his mood s little bit. That he kept all those years.

And if your joined the sorority? When you pick up the phone. You recognize his voice instantly. No matter if he is garbling nonsense or talking in seven voices. You just know. With you, he always speaks in his real voice. The whole reason why he escaped the mental hospital is because wanted to see you again.

real😔

Anyways I'm talking about Anya again.

She's allowed to be terrible. She's also actually a good nurse. Someone not being able to complete that doesn't mean they don't know how to do their job. It could have been many reasons and based on what we know, mental health very likely played a part of it. She kept Curly alive for months and the condition he was in, that would not have been possible if she didn't know her shit.

If she had been alive, it's likely she would have been able to save Daisuke too. But I feel like it's also important to point out that most of the guys on the ship didn't seem to believe in her, one way or the other. And how that takes a toll when you are in a medical position especially, it's not a great mix. Anya had self esteem issues, for very valid reasons might I add, and yet no one once again advocated for her. As much as I like some of the others, they are responsible for her death. Every single one of them. Even Daisuke. He has less responsibility compared to the other three, and he still counts.

All of them to some degree didn't do what they could have. Swansea seemed to come around at least a little, I still believe he was angry for her. But what he said to her first, was an issue. He did belittle her some, he does that with everyone sure. And he still did it.

Curly is self explanatory, he didn't do what he should have the second he knew. He didn't do his job as a captain and as someone who knew her personally either.

Jimmy. I mean. A fork is in the kitchen here.

Daisuke didn't say anything. It was his lack of words that makes some of it his responsibility. I understand he is the role of the younger guy learning what to do from the older ones, so he just goes along with it. And he still could have tried something. Even talked to her and said he believed her and would try to help. He didn't.

Anya is a victim, all of them are, and she takes the cake. She's allowed to snap. She's allowed to be terrible. She's allowed to lash out. It doesn't make things right, but what are you gonna do when nothing is right? Her worst moment happened, it happened and no one addressed it. It happened and she has to live with it. It happened and where she would be standing, no one cared. And I fully believe Jimmy did it more than once.

Anya shouldn't be glorified or put on a pedestal of victimhood. She's one of the rawest forms of a victim of SA and potentially abusive relationship I've seen so far. She does deserve a fucking vaction, and one can dream. The take away I'd also like to see from this game is why that couldn't happen. Because understanding that can help you understand people who do experience that, who have had that happen. She couldn't get a happy ending in game because no one was willing to help her get there. This was the only end.