My Ancient Greek History Professor Is Making Us Post Memes Weekly. I Swear To God

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

General Acotar Theories

Tarquin was the name of the final Roman king before it became a democracy and then a dictatorship.  However this may explain why the summer court was given the Fae half of the Book of Breathings and the last High King of Prythian may have been a predecessor of the Summer Court ruling family. IDK it might be important we shall see.  Because Helion is derived from the titan Helios, the original driver of the sun, and Helion is High Lord of the Day Court.  Though Sarah could have just been searching for olden names so who knows?

Honestly one of the best Jurdan fics.  Definitely a must read.

Fine Line Masterlist

╙ This beautiful header was made by: @clockworkgraystairs​ thank you so much for the absolute skill, your honour 😭❤️

Summary: Two vindictive assholes. One shitty apartment. And a vow to get under each other’s skin. Stuck in hate together 24/7, this can only end in a crime of passion. A Jurdan Quarantine AU.

Rating: E is for 

CW: mature themes, explicit descriptions, drug and alcohol use, vulgar language, explicit content

Fic Masterlist    |    AO3

Chapter 1- Adore You, Verse 1 (Cardan’s POV)

Chapter 2- Adore You, Verse 2 (Jude’s POV)

Chapter 3- Watermelon Sugar, Verse 1 (Cardan’s POV) 

Chapter 3.5- Watermelon Sugar HIGH → COMING TOMORROW!

Chapter 4- Watermelon Sugar, Verse 2 → In progress!

The Nine Terrifying Moons | Masterlist

Based on the response to this post. :) Oh, yes, we’re doing the thing.

Cross-posted to AO3.

Fandom: The Folk of the Air | Jude + Cardan

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten

Chapter One: The First

I am trying to keep my hands from shaking while I’m holding the test strip. There’s one pink line, and I’m waiting to see if there will be two. I think I already know the answer, but I’m holding my breath like it’ll make time go faster anyway.

If I ever imagined this moment, which I don’t remember ever doing, but if I did, I would have imagined it like the commercials that would run in the background when my mom would watch tv while she cooked dinner. If those were to be believed, I was supposed to be in an all-white, pristine, upper-middle-class bathroom, gasping with tears of joy while I hid my pearly white smile behind trembling fingers. My partner would be hugging me from behind, elated and definitely not about to make any crude jokes about the virulence of his sperm.

None of this is happening.

I am in a Target bathroom stall, surrounded by Target-red walls. Cardan, my husband and the High King of Elfhame, is on the other side of the red walls, trying to distract himself with the automatic paper towel dispensers. He’s waving his hand in front of it every couple of seconds; I can hear it each time the motor dispenses paper. I wonder how long of a trail he’s created at this point, but it’s the least of my worries.

“Cardan, you’re wasting paper,” I tell him anyway. He does it again once more; I can practically feel his petulant glare through the wall.

“How long is this meant to take?” he asks.

“It’s only been thirty seconds,” I tell him. “It takes two minutes.”

“I will die of old age by then,” Cardan mutters to himself, which I know he finds funny, because he’s immortal, and he waves his hand by the paper towel dispenser again.

I think I’m going to have a nervous breakdown.

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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

K so I read but like a long time ago sorry don’t remember the name but there was only 3 chapters or so?  Does this help?

So there was a fic on tumblr, and I'm using your ask box cause y'all get things done, but basically it was an "enemies" to lover rowaelin modern au. However Aelin had a kid as a teen with Sam before he died and Rowan and Aelin worked in a restaurant. Everyone is teenagers in the fic.

Anyone?

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

americans better be rebloging the donation and help links for mexico and colombia after all the help they recieved from latin americans w their own issues

Delightful Baby Yoda art by J Shari Ewing