Luigi: You earned so much today
♌Leopaldo: Yeah, my night job is paying me well
Luigi: Oh? Night shifts? what's your job?
♌Leopaldo: Eh it's not that important to know what it is but the fact that your favorite son here is having fun and happy where he is. It's all to say that the information is not necessary.
Luigi: Weeell, I AM your father so I do have to know since you responded broadly.
⛎Luciano: *about to pass by reading a book*
Luigi: Hey Lucy. I wanna ask a question.
⛎Luciano: *Looks a bit concerned, then proceeds to look at Leopaldo, finally giving an uninterested look* *Sigh*... Yeah Papa. What is it?
Luigi: Do you know what job your little brother is working at?
⛎Luciano: *rolls his eyes, pinching above his nose whispering* uh um... *he then looks at Leopaldo disgusted*
♌Leopaldo: *gives his eldest brother a serious stare, reading "lie"*
⛎Luciano: *slightly cringes*uh... um... papa... ...do you... really want to know... that much?
Luigi: Of course I do, He always shows a bag of cash every week. I'm starting to think that he works in a business office at night finishing his documents
⛎Luciano: *his discomfort slightly grows on his face*
Luigi: ... or he's getting millions on selling his paintings on the streets at night...
⛎Luciano: *discomfort increases*
♌Leopaldo: *his discomfort showed in the minimum as he scratches the back of his ear*
Luigi: maybe... well to be more credible, He found a richer girl to suck her dry.
⛎Luciano: *the amount of rizz discomfort showed so visual that the audience will see his double chin exposed*
Luigi: *touching his chin while lost in thought* I mean it would terrible enough to say the least-
⛎Luciano: *Handling it no more interrupts his father* Papa he's a male bi-prostitute in a stripper bar club.
Luigi: *froze in awe*... ... ... huh?
♌Leopaldo: Yeah... I also have sex for money. I'm kind of the reason why the place became a five-star.
Luigi: ...uh
♌Leopaldo: *his face showed content again* Actually I have multiple jobs I do for a living.
Luigi: *surprised* um... really?
⛎Luciano: *stares at him showing no surprise* Actually Leo, why don't you tell him instead.
♌Leopaldo: *whips his hair* Well I WAS about to
⛎Luciano: *rolls his eyes while arms crossed*
Luigi: *sigh* well go on...
♌Leopaldo: *puts out a finger to each occupation* Aside the club job, I'm also a bi-host, porn star, rent-a-boyfriend, and I sell pictures.
Luigi: *bazard* ....huh... WHAT!?
⛎Luciano: *coldly stares at the situation silently hoping that his second brother would get yelled at*
Luigi: *pulsing in utter confusion* but, but why do you have to take these jobs... Aren't you afraid of getting infected?
♌Leopaldo: Papa I'm a demigod. I can't get a infection from humans. Plus I'm too perfectly polished for such a thing to let that happen. *head held high*
♊Lewis: *sashays up to Leo* Heyyy if it isn't my awesome sluty handsome miraculously strong brother.
♌Leopaldo: *his face dies out to slight annoyance* What do you want since I see you femboy dressed?
♊Lewis: *dramatically shocked offended by his response* Well I have you know that skirt and top sweater is perfect for today's weather. But sense the king whore asked...
♌Leopaldo: *crosses his arms with a side hip resting*
♊Lewis: *puppy eyes* Couwd yew give your cuwte bwothew mon-
♌Leopaldo: *cuts him off* no.
♊Lewis: *sasses out* Damn this bitch didn't even gave a chance. Ugh Talk about luck.
♊Lucas: *walks up* What's wrong?
♊Lewis: *dramatically hugs his twin's arm and whines* UUGH HE DOESN'T WANT TO LEND MONEYY!!
♊Lucas: Is he being stingy as fuck like always? *Cratching the side back of his nose* I mean... Logically I don't blame him. Leo-bitch is quite excellent on his finances than the bluehead work-a-holic art rat that burns his money away on dead dreams.
Leopaldo, yet annoyed by the name-calling, smirks at the side compliment as Liborio, about to bring his existence after six days working outdoors and indoors, finishing a portrait to show; clenches his art piece with insecurity and walks back into his room in silent oceanic waterfall tears trailing the floor with him.
♓Liborio: *whisper* So much for the good news on my project.
♊Lewis: *Looking slightly behind with a snickered smile* ...oops looks like he heard us.
Luigi yelled their names while the twins flinched in fear at Lupin's demanding voice as his left eye color turned green.
Lupin & Luigi: What did I tell you two about shit-talking your siblings like this?
♊Twins: *looks down, avoiding eye contact with a frown, then grunts* sooorrryyyy..
Lupin & Luigi: Not to me! Go to your brother!
♊Twins: *growled silently as they looked back at the trail of salt water with small flapping fishes, looking back at each other with a slight whimper* ..fine...
♌Leopaldo: *proceeds to pick four fishes and shallow in whole* Good luck cuz these fishes got some spice hmhm.
♊Twins: *Growls at Leopaldo*
♌Leopaldo: *growls back greater with of a lion and fox mixed together*
The twins stepped back intimidated. As they mumble secretly within each other they walked to his room. But in originality, they went throw a portal to their room. Futhermore, their moods changed after it closed.
♊Twins: *giggles in relief turned into hard laughter* That's a relief.
♊Lewis: Left like dad was gonna give the italian discipline in a second.
♊Lucas: Right?
♊Lewis: Anywaaays..... *devil's grin* did ya get it bae?
♊Lucas: Sure did.
Lucas digs in his hoody to pull out a leather wallet with rose stitch in with sparkly red string.
♊Lewis: *smile big with sparkles in his eyes* aaaaoooh yees. You're the best sweetie. *Jumps in for a hug*
♊Lucas: *blush slightly* It's not so big thing really. While he was distracted by the fishes I slid a hand in the dumbass then bam. No complications needed.
♊Lewis: *snatches the wallet slightly from above* Now the question will be answered, How much is in the little gorgeous wallet? *weighs it a bit* Now it's actually quite light.
♊Lucas: *he grins evilishly bigger and approaches closer* .... So that means...
Lewis then opens the wallet revealing five golden bank cards and one credit card. They are all from the high class that the rich could offered.
♊Twins: Bingoo...
I ask myself the same question.
love how when youre chewing boba in your tea it feels very similar to chewing on very sweet meat fat. am i eating tapioca and sugar coagulated or the cheek of a boar made entirely out of honey?
She stood up from her seat and points to Waluigi, "WHY ARE YOU BEING A COMPLETE ASS TO LUIGI, HUH!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE!" Maquyo takes a quick pause with her eyes close in anger. She then lightly knocks her forehead.
Everyone stared, Luigi worries on what she might do and hopes she doesn't react the same way as his first girlfriend would. Waluigi feels a bit guilty, shown by his face. A echoed cough from Toadsworth is heard from across the room. "...... Eeeeh Maquyo I'm-" "I get it now." "..wah?" Rivals looked at each other and back at Maquyo, who was looking neutrally wise. "You two are fighting over me.... simply because I'm the extra girl that randomly appeared out of no where with a worthy close age rank." She held her index finger close to her mouth. "Waluigi ends up knowing about me and wants to take this opportunity to finally date someone only for his own benefit because of my developing powers...... Luigi... The poor man, after he receives the heartbreaking truth about his ex, He becomes depressed... only for while, to wanting to have me instead....... But what I see is that he takes that opportunity to make an excuse to not date daisy again, simply because I re-entered in his life once more."
Waluigi and Luigi starts to sweat on what they're hearing. Wario and Mario looked at them with wide eyes. Princess Peach sips in her tea intrigued as Daisy gets a bit irritated while looking at Luigi.
Maquyo continues, "He either way never truly felt happy about his life so far and gives fake smiles. Waluigi always showed spiteful misery while he did his wicked villiany." She looks at the table where she sat, "..... sooo... You both have an equal problem of what so called love is what I'm getting here" Princess Maquyo spams the table with amusement and points forward. "WELL THEN! LET'S MAKE A MATCH TO THE DEATH'S CORE!" She then opens her arms, "A MATCH ONE OF THE KIND! A MATCH OF TWO LOVERS FIGHTING FOR ONE EXTRAORDINARY GIRL!" Luigi starts to be unease, "what the fuck is going on now? weegie ain't liking this shit." Akiho sneaks up to Maquyo with a catty smile, whispers, "battle to the death." Maquyo quickly looks at her little sister concerned as her head backed away. "IF ONE LOSES THIS ROUND, I WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO THAT PERSON FOR A WHOLE MONTH!" "WHAT!!?" Daisy snickers, "I think I'm starting to like this."
She slams the table once more, "SO YOU BOYS BETTER PREPARE THE FINEST DISH FOR YOUR CRUSH RIGHT HERE!" She finally sits, "Don't disappoint me." The girls were impressed at this new tomboy-ish attitude. Akiho smiles, "welcome to chopped!"
Part 4 next
Season 1 character entry:
Side character
This is a character remodel, so Marci does exist.
Age:? Gender:Female/Straight Favorite food: fruits Height: 4'7"
Characteristic:
Charmy
Sweet
Useful
Sarcastic
Bit sassy
Love interest: yoshi only
Relationship:
Mario bros, wicked bros, asahi, johnathan, zosia, toads, roy, james(friends); daisy, peach, janesa, toadeva, Queen Moon(gossip girls); kristine(friendly helpers); Dashie, Tina, yoshi, bolt sis, toadettes(best friends); rosalina, toania, Flora(eco-friends)
Awww thank young ❤❤🙇
My recommendations are:
@iamhuginn@princess-grecia@st4rrytea@tamarinfrog-art@cosmicwhoreo@thereaderinsertlady@andwhentheworldendsthenwhat@h0ney-bee@haruquirrell@yami6the9immortal
Sorry I'mma 19 three month tumblr freshmen lol
underqualified-human:
sammo-writes-whatever:
pet-pet-peet:
nuitthegoddess:
honey-ryuu-clover:
nanamisflowerfield:
twstlibrary:
wiinterz:
𝐑𝐄𝐂 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓!
what is this? this post is an opportunity to recommend your favorite accounts, like a tag game. you don’t have to be tagged to join and if you aren’t still try to interact!
why does this exist? because tumblr’s algorithm isn’t the best at boosting accounts/posts, plus it’s a good way to self promote your work and others.
who i’m recommending are: @ughgojo @faeaura @izukulus @shoberri @xysthe @hoshiikos @happygoluckyalexis @dejwrites @itadores @a-blue-secret @jkoo-njoo
The post was getting really long so I had to remove the reblogs, sorry about that- But thank you for tagging me, @.veethewriter~
Here are my recommendations:
@xiaophilia (Dawn, this is Alice of genshinarchives-) @hvrbinqer @sword-brainrot @nanamisflowerfield @daily-diasomnia @daily-scarabia @fr0st-km @twstgarden @a-herbivore-in-wonderland @floral-poisons @glass-cage-of-emotion-12 @twstedstoryshop
I didn’t tag all of my friends because I didn’t want to hog our shared mutuals and possibly make the others struggle to think about who to tag lol
Thank you so much, Alice for tagging me!!🥺💕 It means so much!
My recommendations are:
@genshinarchives / @twstlibrary (again thanks for it💕) @emilycollins00 @moonstruck-writing @mo-rahh @yuunemi @beats-7979 @married-to-google-translater @drac0nia @honey-milk-depresso @zackcrazyvalentine @hanafubukki @dreamkidddream @yandere-romanticaa @hvrbinqer @taruchis-bff @bokutoffee @ira-hydrangea @omkookie @fluffle-writes @semmie @strwbrysweets @mangolover @alatusxiaoo @teashopwritingzz @kumo-pi @wolken-himmel @imaginesfora3 @halloweenismyfav @ferny-bread
(I could go on and on… I think I need to do a cut here or else this list will become longer and longer… ;w; )
@nanamisflowerfield of course 💕🤌
@drac0nia @semmie @wolken-himmel @beats-7979 @eudaimoniias @leonakingscholarship @call-me-aesthetic @twstsimp @chocogi @rosestadt @teashopwritingzz @zackcrazyvalentine @cynthinesia @sinsinrants @rizavi-m @hisjinny @paranoid-peacemaker @twstwonderlandstuff @yui-in-wonderland @beth-bethar00 @beth-lau @honey-miruku @happy-pencil @kirayamidemon @genshin-idiot @sakurablossoms10 @fumikomiyasaki @crestbaby @pomalgranate @lanshappycorner @fr0st-km @dexpairs-blog @nuitthegoddess and more- but- my- my fingers can’t :”)))
🥺😭 OMG!!!! Thank you for tagging me u r so sweet!!!
My recommendations of these amazing blogs with amazing people!
@stestylius @anevilbunnyinthehat @i-exist2spite-god @leonakingscholarship @honey-milk-depresso @sakurablossoms10 @just-an-otakus-blog @hanatata98 @magebirdi @the27th @fumikomiyasaki @kitty-is-chilling @nicoliharu @tinyfantasminha @zvezdacito @neoninky @pet-pet-peet @allimili @crestbaby @crazyyanderefangirlfan @mmhberry @ask-the-twst-girls @fairestwriting @briarrosescurse @piraticusdorm @suiiseis @zackcrazyvalentine @kirayamidemon @jhoudiey @tedearaminta @wondersbeyondcompare @thetwstwildcard @chibichibisha @aiko-123 @twsted-princess and there is more but I can’t think of anyone as of now aaaaaa >>;;
WUDJAJSJBS OK- I DONT KNOW AS MANY BLOGS, AND IDK IF THEYVE ALREADY BEEN RECOMMENDED, BUT UMM
@twstxreader @dormhouse @sammo-writes-whatever @a-short-ass-disappointment @ask-lilia-vanrouge @riddle-simp @twistyprefect @oyster-sauce-tart @cupids-chamber
Thank you for tagging me, Petra! Here are my recommendations!
@mishkakagehishka @thecurrator @whoops-im-simping @mpfuro-station @zvezdacito @egophiliac @tinyfantasminha @torikaku @paranoid-peacemaker @forcebewitht @raven-at-the-writing-desk @junowritings @gummiiwormmii @lilias-little-writer @laizy-boy @twstddream @wolken-himmel @snowdrops-bubblegum-inkwell @sandbees @dexpairs-blog @taruchis-bff @underqualified-human @nanamisflowerfield @nuitthegoddess @honey-milk-depresso @crierofirony
Sammo you’re so sweet! (is it weird to tag people you aren’t mutuals with?)
@yichimi @thereaderinsertlady @twstedstoryshop @twistyprefect @love-infested @pookacangetit @megan-is-mia @jayswritings @epicmoonintensifies @fazfa1ry @cheesy-cakey @fnaf-a-palooza
@yandereaffections @yandere-wishes @fr0st-km @alittlecursed @cosmic-waves7 @thatweeboverthereisthirsty @emyluwinter @dialovers-lover-xoxo @g4rous @hiro-gari @sandbees @tri3tri @snowflakeanimelover @bubbledumbbinch @animeyanderelover @amenomiko @millenialfanfictionaddiction @wolken-himmel @mars-writes-yandere @yanderememes @randynova @softmafia @kimetsu-no-yaiba-writings @kpop-otome-yandere-here @writefandoms @obeythebutler @thirstyforlulu @married-to-google-translater @queen-kimchee @lavendertowne
Oh my goodness, thank you @underqualified-human for tagging me!! Here’s some people that I am either mutuals with, love their content, or just like in general (or a combination of the three lol):
@medys-space @darkmedolie @hotpinkboots @atinymagician @ghadius-enjoyer @problemchild08 @tiramegtoons @grimmself @lulu-baked-beans @maquyo0studios @tagarilaghost @peatie-maze @makerofmadness @cosmicwhoreo @darkfawful @curious-shadow-cat @cutestknife @spm-pempeeeperem @pens-swords-stuff @frickfracksnatchisback @spacedimentio @lizadale @crowinhell @doodledrawsthings @fireheart223 @fire-bay @fawfulydoo @pyropikmin500 @aquajailmasterzfan @very-tired-child @tvgirlfangirl @diamondknight5 @gerako8bit @mjthegoob @smartistnerd @bamsara @blackkat15 @corrupted-tale @itsslimeyyy @endingeclipse @mwlithea @murdercide626 @prince-snatcher @poetax @scheherazades-horcrux @sunnybozo @hellsfinestwine @reservecourses @samclumsy aaand sososo many more, but Tumblr only allows 50 mentions a post ;-;
Part 4
The men felt nervous at this rate. Personally more Luigi, he never seen her this enthusiastic. But out of that feeling, grew determination and capability to crush his bitter weaker nemesis down. The competitors faced in disgust.
Akiho, with sarcasm, decides to lightens things up a bit. "We have our two cooking competitors rivaling to the top of the mount to find a gold heart!" She sashays to the center, "How will they satisfy the fox within in order to gain the treasure!? Will the taste drive her to an illusion or a common boring taste of a human being!? WHO KNOWS!" Akiho winks, "Let's meat the cookers!" She reached out her arm, directing to the slinky man who took off his coat. "A purplish meme villian who owns a taco stand.... a bitter individual...... Waluigiiiii." "I, Waluigi, will take the teardrop depressed head of yours and shove it in a hot oven to make a watery omelet."
She then extends her other arm, "And let's not forget about the underdog puss. The rich and unmemorable man in the mushroom kingdom! Luigiii." Half of the crowd cheer him on. The other wasn't sure who he was. Wario takes off Luigi's coat as the man pulls up his sleeve and crack knuckles. "Bitch please. I can make 5 batches of squid sushi with those stick limbs of yours." The apple red dressed princess then points to Maquyo, "The critic judge for today is no other then the deku princess and future emperor, big sister, Sandaboruto Makuyooo!"
She smiled while looking at the crowd. Akiho takes a timer to set the alarm. "You two have 2 hours to make your special dish. And....." She holds up the timer ready to press. "Chop!" Skipping the descriptions I wanted to add over here, Luigi and Waluigi were close to finishing their dish. Waluigi just needs to add hot sauce at his plate and Luigi to at a small singular cilantro on his. "Alright cooks the final seconds to take your hands off. Three!" Waluigi quickly squirted the hot sauce he held and looked at his arch nemesis. "Two!" Luigi starts to sweat finding the perfect position for his small cilantro. "One!" "Hm!" He let it go as it fell at it's some what worse position. "Hands off the plate." "Damn it!"
Visual Explanation:
This is his spiritual appearance that Luigi can only see. Other 13 kage tamashiis will have a signature quality that makes them look related and have lores that involves lupin in different timelines.
Visual age: 24 Spiritual(actual) Age: 515 Birth date: May 9,1507
(Blood) Heritage: Spanish
Favorite food: Spanish Food, some Asian foods Height: 5'9" Gender: Straight/Male
Characteristic:
*Disrespectful *Intelligent *Super Cocky *Sassy *Prideful *(low-key) sore loser *Very Psychopathic *Mean *Greedy *Flirtaeous/Charm(sometimes just to screw around with the characters on purpose) *A compulsive liar *Calm... sometimes
Relationships:
Almost everyone in general(hates); Mario(wants to kill); Maquyo(creepy love attraction to); Levora(ex-wife who he still loves); His shadow villainy group(evilishly enjoys); Akiho(has somewhat a little respect towards for varies of reasons)
FUN FACTS:
+He can't love someone by heart because doing so while possessing Luigi, makes him cough out black blood.
+He can kill his opponents without touching so what he does is disfiguring their shadow; have his reach in contact with theirs and kill it in different ways. So this falls into what he calls these sneak attack methods "shadow assassin"
+If he gets bored and hungry he would go and steal food from taco bell or any spanish resturant
+He can transfigure himself to get bullets passed his body in a shadowy effect
+He stocks maku at night and tends to leave her gifts that are stolen at her window
Here is her info.
http://aminoapps.com/p/w54ev6f
I will give an extra update to this character info and I am so sorry he appears half more than half way into the series. I wanna give an lil something for my absence.
Hello everyone. i'm almost 22 and this is a planned perfected luigi AU for but it's 16 and up. Just sore language and adult jokes really. im planning to get a touchscreen laptop with a stylus for better visual. twitch.tv/maquyo
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