What If Sirius Kept Using The ‘I’ve Been Waiting’ Line For The Mundane Things Remus Does Like 

Lily rejected James. Again.

McGonagall: (about a biography assignment) It doesn't have to be somebody famous, just somebody real. Anybody you like and respect.

James: Anybody?

McGonagall: Anybody.

Sirius: Absolutely anybody?

McGonagall: Absolutely anybody.

James: I pick Sirius!

Sirius: I pick James!

Lily: You know, you walked right into that.

McGonagall: I did, didn't I?

Peter: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Sirius: Oh, just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and then move on.

*a minute later*

Peter: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

Ok, this is literally one of the cutest pictures that I have ever seen in my entire life.

PSA. (perhapsarat on tumblr + instagram)

Peter *looking at a map*: god, it's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it?

James: the other side, Peter.

remus lupin

oh my god y’all in honor of christmas why don’t we just collectively imagine our deer james turning into a stag and wearing a red nose while pretending to be rudolph for harry

All of the Marauders in a car, absolutely wankered because “oh sure people are not supposed to drive drunk - it said nothing about WIZARDS driving drunk!” Of course they're pulled over and when the officer reaches the car there's a huge fucking stag at the wheel, a wolf-dog in the back with a rat sat on its head and a furious Remus Lupin in the passenger seat. "I can't - *sigh* - I really can't explain this."

Harry: So today, Snape pointed at me with his wand

James: And?

Harry: He said, “There is an idiot at the end of this wand”

Lily: He called you an idiot?!

Harry: Well, I got detention for asking “Which end?”

James: *sobbing* That’s my son