James: Why Is Your Camera Roll Half Sirius And Half Chocolate?

If the Marauders texted, this is what it would look like.

"Evans and Potter," sneered Mulciber, stepping towards them. The other Slytherins followed. "Beauty and the beast, if you will." 

"Now, now," said James; "I wouldn't call Evans a beast."

lily evans

Jily passing notes in class in 7th year 

Jily getting caught by McGonagall and told to read it out loud and everyone thinking it'd be all cute and adorable now that they're dating but the first sentences go:

"Hey. Ging, go to Hogsmeade with me." 

"We're dating you bum. of course i m going with you. Got to make sure you don't fall on your face since you're that clumsy" 

"I'm quite coordinated actually. In the air, on the ground, in a bed ;)" 

Jily snickering as the class laughs and McGonagall never asking them to read out their notes out loud again.

Sirius : Dear santa, I've been good this year.

Sirius : Most of the year...

Sirius : Once in a while...

Sirius :

Sirius : Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff.

Sirius’s ‘Magic Touch’

James laughed. "I don't know if she's interested, mate."

Sirius scoffed. "Of course she's interested, Prongs. You see, I happen to have something called the magic touch."

"You have the what?" James asked, unable to control his laughter.

"The magic touch," Sirius repeated, a touch of defiance in his voice.

"So you have 'the touch?'" Remus asked with a grin. "That sounds like something you should get looked at."

"What? No, you idiots, the magic touch -- how do you not know what I'm talking about?" Sirius protested.

"We're all magic," James stated, with a grin identical to Remus's.

"So we literally all have the 'magic touch,' Sirius," Remus added.

"So really, you're just saying you have 'the touch,'" James said.

"Sounds terribly dirty," Remus said, unable to keep a straight face any longer.

"Sounds diseased, really," Peter chimed in.

"You know what," Sirius said loudly, "You're all terrible friends."

James gaped indignantly. "Sirius!"

"Don't listen to him, James. It's 'the touch' talking,"  Remus said, smirking.

In Heaven (or wherever the hell the Marauders went)

Sirius: You know, it's funny. Your ancestor helped create fundamental healing potions and your father invented a popular hair potion. What did you create?

James: The savior of the Wizarding World.

My dumbass: Woah wish we could have seen how that whole shrieking shack prank in the movie

peter pettigrew