teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months
erica: okay, what's the first rule?
liam: rock-paper-scissors if you can't solve it.
boyd: second?
liam: blame everything on peter - he probably did it anyway.
isaac: third rule?
liam: If derek tells you no, go to stiles.
i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.
look at my glow in the dark humerus boy
Thinking 'bout.. Older Sterek and love bites 💭💭
As a person who has gone through lots of interests and hyperfixations (hello, ADHD) the idea of all your old interests that maybe you’ve grown out of living in a big old house being looked after by Hyperfixation and Passion, still happy and loved and ready to come out and play whenever? I’ve felt genuine grief over fading interest in things I loved and the thought that an interest doesn’t really die, they’re still cared for and safe, that you can still come and visit another day and have fun with them just makes me so happy.
Derek: "Are you even listening to me?"
Stiles: "I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too distracted by your whole broody-alpha thing. Very intense."
Derek: "I will literally throw you into the lake."
Stiles: "See? Intense."
a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.
Stiles typing out fanfic on his phone post sex while cuddled in Derek’s arms send tumble
*menacingly cracks sternocostal joints at enemies*
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