Milo And 3 Besties

muoio malissimo

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

Me and some dbz friends did a secret Santa art/fic exchange and I got @shadowj6480

The text is an excerpt from his fic Banditry is Back in Business (its about yamcha and its p god damn clever, but we love gohan angst)

for years i attended knight school in hopes of becoming a hero who rescues beautiful maidens from danger (wyrms, wolves etc). unfortunately due to Feminism the maidens have all started rescuing themselves thus rendering me obsolete

The bell

Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen

EVIL RAP ABOUT BEING BAD FT. @paper-mario-wiki

Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

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