If It Climbs Out Of Your Margarita And Starts To Kiss Ya,

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

Ash is to Ash what Dust is to Dust

a spark is to an ember what “I’m trying to lose weight to feel good about how I look” is to “I’m planning out my life to try not to look like you”

a knife is to a blade what “I’m concerned about the obesity epidemic” is to “I wish I could solve the problem of your body” is to “I see your body as diseased because it’s not like mine”

an injury is to a wound what “I’m so bad for skipping the gym” is to “I’m being so good for ordering a salad” is to “Health is a moral obligation” is to “You’re failing if you have a disability”

a ghost is to a phantom what “Processed foods are so bad for you” is to “You should feel guilty for eating what you can afford”

I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

? scientist just discovered something but they dont want to tell us

help me

Bronze head of Hypnos, god of sleep. Circa 1st-2nd century AD. At the British Museum. Via wikimedia (first 2) and the British Museum.

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

Have you ever had a surprise party thrown for you?