LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
do she got
the reason why your parents don’t want you to have lasers is because they’re really fun and they’re jealous
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
fickled ghoti [pʰɪkəld fɪʃ] n : A blog made up primarily of linguistic play.
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