AUSTRALIAN SLANG IS WEIRD AND WRONG AND UNHOLY

New favourite joke:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

my mom got a bunch of nerds from school because she’s a teacher and she’s letting me eat them

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

Sprachgeist (the gist of a language)

Korean: Our Writing System is More Awesome Than Your Writing System

Rules to learning English

1. their our know rules

This strange sound can mean ‘yes’ in the Swedish language.

Out of anything I could have expected or anticipated, this was no where close.

When you drink alcohol, both you and the alcohol get drunk.