Sea Grunks Bonding Because I Feel Like The Universe Needs More Of It

Before the next episode reveals all I decided to make my own interpretations of some guesses for what Luz’s magic staff will look like. I hope the real one blows these out of the water.

The Glass Onion got many things right, but the one I appreciate more each day is that the movie shows that elementary school teachers who taught through COVID are fucking unstoppable and will fuck you up, with no hesitation.

never ever ever gets old

Grimwalker Capital Crimes

Kind of funky vibes

Kissed a witch at Titanstide under the mosstoad

Asked too many questions about wild magic

Didn’t ask any questions about wild magic; do they not care enough to try to cure him? Where’s Caleb’s nurturing spirit?

Found out about the mass murder plan and had moral objections

Found out about the mass murder plan and didn’t have moral objections but started asking about the human world, forcing Belos to consider how bringing a magical revenant with him squared with his pure savior of humanity plans

Got too chummy with the help

Got too chummy with the Collector

Started scheming with Belos’s followers to further advance his goals—a sweet thought but closely-associating-with-witches privileges were revoked several betrayals ago

Took off the mask too often and became a reluctant local sex symbol. So many sources of temptation! Can’t risk it

Fled into the woods

Looked too much like his brother during a vulnerable moment

Didn’t look enough like his brother, what’s the point

Just a bit slow on the uptake

Tried to murder him in his sleep

CHILD OF THE STARS 🌌

lamentings of a non-hat guy

it’s marto. it’s him. i drew him. look at him. he’s so alone. so very alone. what a lonely lonely individual.

Leo: Everything’s fine, Donnie

Donnie: Leo, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you - deep inhale - ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE

Cardiovascular system angel. 

my predictions for king's tide, let's see how i end up looking like a clown in a few days