🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

BOOP LAUNDERING SCHEME LMAO

Its 1:20 am in having too much fun with this hdydt

But I think i accidentally commented a boop crime-

I DID KNOW WHAT IT WAS

I JUST SAW MEOW :3 AND MY MIND WENT CLICK

DON'T COME FOR ME BOOP POLICE

One thing I will say about Cassandra Clare and early Shadowhunters stuff is she stood on business ten toes down when it came to her villains. No lame nature vs. nurture debates, no last minute cop out redemption arcs for the YA audience, just demon incest, Victorian Elon musk and demon STDs that turn you into an evil worm. 10/10 no notes.

I have a feeling that your Michael Yew would LOVE Nico. Not sure why, but i just think about it a bit too often

how they met

i think

yeah, this is me 😭

Michael: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Michael: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Beckendorf: Uh... what's up with him?

Lee: He's been trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Michael: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Jake, crying: It's working.

sometimes I forget that like 90% of my ships aren’t canon ( usually because one or both of the characters are dead ) but then I just sigh and go back to reading fix it fics and gay AUs

HI YOU SEEM SO COOL JAKE AND MICHEAL SHIPPERR <33

HIIII TYSMMM <333

MASONYEWW MY BELOVED :D

KITTY KITTY KITTY

Character, book, and author names under the cut

Christopher "Kit" Herondale/Tiberius "Ty" Blackthorn- The Dark Artifices by Cassandra Clare

Eric “Bitty” Bittle/Jack Zimmermann- Check, Please! by Ngozi Ukazu

Alex: ....

Alex: Magnus?

Magnus: Huh?

Alex: Where's the closest deep freezer?

Magnus: ...

Magnus: ...why...?

Alex, grinning maniacally as she/he skips down the hallway: We have a theory to test!

so someone asked me “at what temperature does genderfluid become gendersolid” and that got me thinking

Assuming they were referring to GeNdEr (germanium neodymium erbium) as gender it is technically possible to calculate the temperature needed to become gender solid

Because GeNdEr is a chemical that had not been tested for its freezing point, we are just going to use the number 1162.73333333333 C which is the average of all three freezing points for Ge, Nd, and Er

The ancient egyptians said the soul was composed of the life force, the personality, the identity, and the true name. Im going with Identity (akh) for this so the amount of GeNdEr present would be 10.5 kg (the average amount of water in an adult human x 0.25)

With a weight of 10.5 kg of GeNdEr we know that there is 0.02733371 mols present, which then dividing by 42 gives us 0.0006508

Multiplying this value by the freezing point of GeNdEr at that quantity we get 0.7567099 C as our freezing point depression

In conclusion, a gender fluid person would need to have their internals cooled to -0.7567099 C in order to become gender solid (keep in mind a person dies at 35 C and the average body temperature is 37 C)

PS I know im probably wrong about alot of this but its just a silly lil thing :3

Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better