Barty: I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6'1 and if he’s 6'2, he’ll say he’s 6'3. Barty: Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5'9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5'3. Barty: What I do is not a crime, but it should be.
thanks! <333
Last song listened to: Phobia by Nothing but Thieves
Favourite colour: Light blue
Last book: Lady midnight by Cassandra Clare
Last movie: Lord of the rings the twin towers? I think?
Last TV show: Fuck knows, I don't watch TV in general :D
sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet all the way. my spice tolerance is negative 6
Last google: 'dwarf mongoose'
my friend said i gave off that vibe okay, I had to search it 😭
they r quite cute btw, it is not a wasted search :)
Relationship status: single :(
Obsessions: oh boy here we go:
Masonyew. cabin seven. Michael Yew in general. my six wips that are equally unfinished but I have so many thoughts about them taking up space in my head. Lee Fletcher. leeluke actually, I may be a Lee/Castor shipper but leeluke is quite appealing too. kit/Ty from the Shadowhunters universe. my own actual novels that I'm writing that are nowhere near finishing but hey at least I'm trying to do something with my life 🤷🏻♀️
it's a miracle I'm still living a functioning life and managing to study for my GCSE's with all this crap in my head fml
Looking forwards to: tbh I just want to sleep in tmmr and bake some Christmas themed shit. other than that, seeing my grandparents at Christmas :)
Tags: @bowsinhair @the1astolympian @fel1ra no pressure!
plus anyone else who wants to join :D
Ten People I'd Like to Know Tag: tagged by @retradwife ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡
Last song: bambi by aziya...
Favorite color: refused to have one since i watched ex machina
Last book: Backup and Recovery: Inexpensive Backup Solutions for Open Systems
Last movie: ...fight club for the millionth time
Last TV show: the first few episodes of how to get away with murder a month or so ago
Sweet/spicy/savory: savory
Relationship status: forever alone
Last thing I Googled: norway prison food (i'm so fucking jealous)
Current obsession(s): true crime and tumblr girls and being normal
Looking forward to: being an aunt :p
Tagging: @irkutskmmaniacs @bbbbasenji @rh1nest0neluvvsu @eloras-account @dread-and-despair-dyke @rivetsiege @bethelgirl @au-hemeanssomething @anthraxoddity @harvonite and anyone else i've ever interacted with ever
fic writers in the tags tell me the fic you're most proud of writing. any fandom, ship, no ship, any length etc. whatever work makes you go "oh i wrote this" and elaborate why if you want
question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life
MALEC: STYLE
CW // flashing light shake flicker
tag list: @magnus-the-maqnificent @literallytypogod @hoezier-than-thou @sociallyineptbibliophile @queenlilith43
@khaleesiofalicante @wandererbyheart @raziyekroos @onetimetwotimesthreetimess @alexandergideonslightwood
@noah-herondale-lightwood @elettralightwood @dustandducks @deliciousdetectivestranger @delightfullyterrible
@letsgofortacos
@kita-no @thelightofthebane @secrettryst @goldendreams3 @cityofdownwardspirals
@stupidfuckindinosaur
@i-have-not-slept @rinadragomir @potato-jem @kasper-tag
@banesapothecary @culiehua
What is that supposed to mean. don't give me hope...
Come back to be Micheal.... come bavk to me..... come back....
Aphrodite cabin playing dress to impress because i think they'd love it aka the real reason chb isn't allowed to have technology
I guess it's time to bawl on my kitchen floor y'all
-imagine Nico in the underworld yelling for Bianca "BIANCA! WHERE ARE YOU"
-imagine Lee's shock at finding Micheal in the Elysuim
-imagine Micheal perched up onto a tree shooting at the enemy only to look to the side to see his brother...dead
-imagine Will doing everything he can to revive Lee
-imagine the Stolls finding out their older brother betrayed them, only to blame themselves for his action
-imagine the Stolls watch in horror as Katie made assumptions that they were the traitor and Silena in the background watching the blame go to them
-imagine Harley asking Nyssa "where did Beckendonf go?" only for her to burst into tears and imagine Harley watching Jake start tearing up trying to explain he isn't coming back
-imagine Dionysus accidentally mistaking Pollux as Castor imagine
-Thalia constantly looking in the sky at Zoe
-imagine Alabaster walking alone on the street all of his siblings he knows are dead and all of his friends left him behind or were killed
-imagine Pollux begging his father to trade his places with Castor
-imagine everywhere Will goes, he sees his dead siblings and he reaches out only for them to disappear again
-imagine Luke going to Thalia's tree only to sob his heart out because his friend is dead
-imagine Percy going around on his b-day with apology letters because he blames himself for their death
-imagine Drew looking in the mirror only to see Silena
-imagine Percy in the middle of this watching every1 mourn, while he blames himself and wishes to comfort them. Only to figure his presence would cause them to mourn even more and this was because he was filling his debt of existing
joining! <333
M - Mockingbird by Eminem
E - Eastside by Benny Blanco
L - Let me down slowly by Alex Benjamin
Z - Zero by Imagine Dragons
only 4 letters! simple :D
npt- @bowsinhair @fel1ra @the1astolympian @owls-can-read and anyone else! <333
Write down your url only using songs from your Top Songs of 2024 playlist and tag as many people as the letters in your url!
Thank you @ultravioletbrit for tagging me!
P - People Watching by Conan Gray
S - Stick Season - Noah Kahan
Y - (I don't have one. But here's a song with a y in it.) I Love You, I'm Sorry by Gracie Abrams
C - Ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine
H - Hate to be lame by Lizzy McAlpine, FINNEAS
O - Overwhelmed (Ryan Mack Remix) by Ryan Mack
T - Take Me to Church by Hozier
I - I wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red
C - Chemtrails Over The Country Club by Lana Del Ray
A - Astronomy by Conan Gray
L - Logical by Olivia Rodrigo
L - Little Bit Better by Caleb Hearn, ROSIE
Y - IDK You Yet by Alexander 23 (It has 2 y's in it and that's the best I can do here.)
K - Burn by David Kushner (I'm trying here.)
I - I Know It Won't Work by Gracie Abrams
N - Northern Attitude by Noah Kahan
D - Devil Doesn't Bargain by Alex Benjamin
NP Tags: @my-castles-crumbling @poppy-petals17 @siriusly-insane @thebl4ckstar @noblehouseofgay @anxiousthoughts365 @fics-arcs-version @marauders-bs @coyotelip @theres-a-starman @moonyswarmsweaters @the-river-nyx @jamespottersversion @outromoony @uhhlifeig @until-the-house-shakes @lulublack90
thanks for the tag!! <333
this is such a cute picrew btw
no pressure tags!: @bowsinhair @the1astolympian @pain-is-too-tired @fel1ra @owls-can-read + anyone else who wants to join! <33
Thank you for tagging me @avaetin 😊
Tagging: @rafyki @rain-embrace-nymph @inhabitinganotheruniverse (no pressure tho!) for creating a little you and anyone who'd really like to try ^^
she/her/concerned ][ bisexual ][ talk to meeeeee I don't bite I promisee
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