This Is So Crazy I Fear Its Exactly Like Barty

barty still being in love with regulus while regulus is trying to move on is just so good.

"you can't possibly think that Potter can fuck you as well as I can." regulus tries to tell him that's not the point, that they're awful for each other but it doesn't matter he let's barty lie him back on his bed anyway. he lets barty fuck him for so long he's late to his date but James doesn't have to know.

thinking about remus as patroclus and sirius as achilles

How is it that bartylus is a comon ship yet the fandom is DEAD?

ship fandom so dead the newcomers are calling it a rarepair

Dorcas: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes

Remus: Make his dick hard, not his life

James: Break her bed, not her heart

Marlene: Play with her boobs, not her feelings

Sirius: Get on his dick, not his nerves.

Peter: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

Petition to call Bartylus “Crack” (Crouch + Black)

barty crouch's top song is monster high fright song.

go argue with a wall

Saw the marauders fandom getting hates again by non other than Snape supporters on TikTok sigh

Tbh I feel like people mix up movie and book Snape a lot, while the movie Snape was nicer and not a total bitch, the book one is a man whore, a bully, a bitch and a dick.

And I hateeee that people can't see it just bc they find the actor of Snape "hot" or feel bad for him cuz he got rejected by Lily and died like sybau people get rejected everyday and you don't bully the child of the women you love nor any other children as their TEACHER.

I'm glad lily rejected him, my girl saw a red flag that cannot be fixed and ran.

Anyway ty for reading my pep talk I'm PISSED

i hate non desi james but they always make desi james cringe in fics like- tell me why latin james is throwing parties and doing bachata while desi james is called bloody JAGDISH?! and makes aloo ke parathe??

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Hiya!! im kri, krini or nika

Basic info 15 | she/her| Indian | INTP | Losing my brain over niche topics |

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this is basically for spirals, way too many fandom thoughts, characters who feel too real and me hyper-fixating on everything that makes me feel something...

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The media thats keeping me emotionally unstable at the moment— until my brain decides to switch it up again:: harry potter: mainly the marauders era and golden trio era i ship moonwater jegulus bartylus dorlene and pandalily and ofc wolfstar; and also romionie and drarry books: i mostly read ya and romance with fantasy although i enjoy psychology at times ever after high: if you don’t hear me screaming when they’re mentioned, I’ve been replaced by a clone. someone call the motherfucking police monster high: pretty new to the fandom so idk much ehe Kpop: im mainly into bts,straykids and txt but i like other grps too All For The Game: id like to suck aaron minyards dick thank you Other music : Chappell Roan, Ethel Cain, Queen, Bowie, Taylor Swift and bluetooth era dhh

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I’m basically the lovechild of Draculaura, Jo March and Cerise Hood written by Maddie Hatter with sum sprinkle of an old grandpa with no kids who is always on random sidequests.

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I am a Potterhead but more in a Regulus Black gives James Potter head kinda way