Barty Is Way More Peter Parker Coded To Regulus’ Mj Than James Is

im convinced that regulus and pandora actually started a cult with the skittles. they had rules, names,positions and everything! rosekiller just found it fun and dorcas was so bloody obsessed. they were also very serious about it like they had matching tatoos and everything

they probably decided who to sacrifice and shit.(it was prolly slughorn or dumbd**r)

I was trying to write a bartyus fic but then started feeling guilty cuz evan had no one....

I just saw someone on instagram refer to jegulus as 'the sun guy and his drowned bf' and that as what I shall call them from this day forth.

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

......is that why the marauders were kinda crooked?? maybe they sniffed some while-.......??

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

regulus black and remus lupin kiss....ON THE MOUTH!

orange peel theory this pomegranate peel theory that. but have you thought about badaam peel theory? when they soak the almonds overnight and peel them in the morning for you. now that right there is love at its peak.

i hate non desi james but they always make desi james cringe in fics like- tell me why latin james is throwing parties and doing bachata while desi james is called bloody JAGDISH?! and makes aloo ke parathe??

Vampire Regulus eating Remus out while he’s on his period

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anon please come back and elaborate

Saw the marauders fandom getting hates again by non other than Snape supporters on TikTok sigh

Tbh I feel like people mix up movie and book Snape a lot, while the movie Snape was nicer and not a total bitch, the book one is a man whore, a bully, a bitch and a dick.

And I hateeee that people can't see it just bc they find the actor of Snape "hot" or feel bad for him cuz he got rejected by Lily and died like sybau people get rejected everyday and you don't bully the child of the women you love nor any other children as their TEACHER.

I'm glad lily rejected him, my girl saw a red flag that cannot be fixed and ran.

Anyway ty for reading my pep talk I'm PISSED