"are They Lovers?"

sometimes i make posts like 'aaron minyard deserves to kill' which he does but then i backtrack and remember that he actually shares a podium with ichirou moriyama and stuart hatford as the only AFTG characters to ever kill someone onscreen, and i get this sudden burst of pride like "that's my boy!!"

oh he will sit there even if there are enough seats.

he would probably tell them made up facts with are probably disturbing but the kids love them.

barty is that one adult who gets sacrificed to sit at the kids table if there’s not enough seats at the adult one.

neil’s not allowed to talk to the press anymore bc the last time he did they asked him his thoughts about trojan v foxes games and he says “i think any games with the foxes and trojans competing against each other should be legally classified as gay porn”

i prefer jegulus and the one and only reason is because i don’t like reading about straight people. SUE ME. i love lily so much i would never submit her to the horrors of heterosexuality, she deserves a beautiful lesbian lover.

that being said jily shippers live your truth i’m not a cop

Sirius fucks Remus.

Regulus was born last and he died first. He never lived in a world without Sirius.

this healed something in me...

James and Regulus watching the Barbie movie in the cinema, then ‘What was I made for?’ starts playing. As soon as the lyric “I’m sad again, don’t tell my boyfriend, it’s not what he’s made for” sounds through the movie theatre, James leans over and whispers in Regulus’ ear,

“It’s exactly what I’m made for.”

im convinced that regulus and pandora actually started a cult with the skittles. they had rules, names,positions and everything! rosekiller just found it fun and dorcas was so bloody obsessed. they were also very serious about it like they had matching tatoos and everything

they probably decided who to sacrifice and shit.(it was prolly slughorn or dumbd**r)

rosekiller band au......should i do it?

where barty is the lead singer of the skittles and evan is their new photographer

or

where the famous singer barty crouch jr gets caught making out with his photographer

“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes