Gwaine: Mothers, Fuckers, And Motherfuckers Of The Jury-

It's always sunny in camelot part 2

part one

Gaius: I told you to look after merlin.

Lancelot: He'll be fine. He's a sorcerer.

Gaius: That's just what they're called. It doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.

Gwen: Will you look after Arthur?

Lancelot: He'll be fine. He's the King of Camelot.

Gwen: That's just what he's called. It doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.

arthur: where’s my idiot manservant?

arthur: *clears throat, cups hands over mouth like a megaphone*

arthur: NECKSCARVES SALE BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF

merlin: *from the other side of the fucking forest let’s be real here* diD SOMEONE SAY NECKSCARVES

arthur: found him

i have a question (..i feel too awkward to ask at this point but still going to anyway)..

what is the origin of ‘Lionheart’ with regard to Merlin?

is it the song ‘King and Lionheart’, the fan-fiction of the same title, or something else from the show that i missed?

update: Merlin Offcial twitter is the origin..

Gwaine: so you have magic

Merlin: that is correct

Gwaine: and you can do just about anything

Merlin: I’m not sure where this is going but sure

Percival: Merlin don’t-

Gwaine: apple pie. cheese.

Merlin: sorry?!

Gwaine: apple pie

Gwaine: cheese

Gwaine: can you do it

Merlin:

Percival, holding the bridge of his nose:

Gaius: Merlin's magic is beyond all comprehension. With each passing day, he only grows more powerful.

Merlin, with his face pressed against the microwave window at three in the morning: All right fucker where's my mac and cheese I want answers

Uther: If you have any suggestions or complaints about the way I run my kingdom, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Gaius:

Gaius: That’s a garbage can.

Uther: Exactly.

merthur summer fest [x] ↳ day seven: aesthetic - moodboard arthur {merlin}

Gaius: So I have a riddle for you. There are two islands connected by a bridge capable of holding only one hundred pounds. On one island, there is a gatekeeper who only lets you cross the bridge one time, and on the other island, there is a princess and an apple tree.

Merlin: Can I be both the apple tree and the princess?

Gaius: No. Shush. The princess weighs ninety-nine pounds, and each apple weighs half a pound. But she needs to get three apples across. How does she do this without collapsing the bridge?

Gwaine: WEAK-ASS BRIDGE! Who the FUCK was in charge of construction?

Gaius: No--

Arthur: You THROW one apple across, and you carry the other two just fine!

Gwaine: YEET THE FRUIT!

Percival: Or you roll it! Like a bowling ball!

Merlin: The gatekeeper is the singular pin, and if you don't knock him down, you lose crossing privileges.

Gaius: That's not--

Elyan: What time period is this in? Do dragons still exist? She can just tie an apple to a dragon and fly it over.

Gaius: She JUGGLES them! She juggles the apples! One apple is always in the air as she crosses! THAT is the answer! Holy shit.

Merlin:

Merlin: Dude

Gaius: What?

Merlin: Boat.

Arthur: Boat!

Elyan: Boat???

Percival: Boat!

Gwaine: BOAT!!!!

Gaius:

Gaius: I'm leaving.

"Who is Arthur's best and most trusted friend?"

Arthur: I don’t have friends, I can’t afford to as crown prince. As for trust, I of course have complete faith in my knights. Thats all. Nobody else. Nope.

Merlin: Probably himself, the egotistical prat.

Morgana: Merlin, though Arthur won’t ever admit it.

Gwen: Merlin.

Leon: Merlin, who is well deserved of Arthur’s trust.

Gwaine: Merlin.

Elyan, Percival and Lancelot: Merlin.

Mordred: Merlin. Like, super intense friendship there, I don’t know if its healthy.

Gaius: Merlin.

Hunith: Merlin.

Camelot: Merlin.

Kilgharrah: The other half of the coin.

Morgause: Merlin.

Uther: Without a doubt that idiot serving boy. Marvin? Mertin? Merlin that’s it. Far too close for a servant but he has proven himself a loyal ally against magic.