Get Your Pussy Up Get Your Money Up. You’re Gorgeous Btw

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

Get Your Pussy Up Get Your Money Up. You’re Gorgeous Btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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1 year ago

I belong to the first group. One breast is breast boobiling in another way than my other breast is breast boobiling. And so my boobily breasts are not boobiling breasty in boobily harmony.

u ever walking somewhere and become aware of your tits moving and go aw fuck im breasting boobily. im literally breasting boobily right now. :(


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1 year ago

I think I wanna write a highschool AU with Stalker Touya and Yandere Tenko. Both are madly in love with each other but cannot tell the other.

Touya just stalks his crush and has a secret collection in his closet. Everything devoted to his secret lover. He always makes sure he knows where he is, going as far as putting a tracker in his school bag in secret. And taking pictures of his only one. He collects them and kisses them, making sure to treat them like his dearest treasure. He also keeps everything he can possibly steal from his sweetheart. And he is sickly obsessed with leaving a mark/marks on him to show that he is his and that Tenko would have something on him the entire time, a memory.

And Tenko is a batshit insane yandere. He has a secret poison garden in his own real one. Beside strawberry and mint is a nice and big plant of nightshade. And he has a secret mushroom stack hidden. He collected them in the forest and cultivated them. He makes sure no one thinks badly about his one and only. He makes sure that whoever gives him a dirty eye or acts too friendly with him gets kidnapped and is "convinced" to change their mind. Tenko also has a massive blood, knife and rope kink.


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1 year ago

Had to draw the two Nagas. Really bad on my newspaper I was reading.

@palesweetscherryblossom

Had To Draw The Two Nagas. Really Bad On My Newspaper I Was Reading.

Naga! Shigadabi redesign time!

I’ve decided to give a more updated physical description of our lovely snek friends. As well their methods of attack

Naga! Shigadabi Redesign Time!

Shigaraki is still a rattlesnake but his scales are the same shade of his pretty blue hair. His rattle and low, raspy laugh is synonymous with death and suffering. Professional hunters have advised to not hunt Shigaraki down.

His venom acts like his quirk in canon, but the process is much more slow and grueling. Shigaraki prefers to coil around his victims and slowly strangle the life out of them. The last thing his victims see, is his sick, twisted grin.

Shigaraki also has the ability of hypnosis, kinda like Kaa from the Jungle Book. The two have one thing in common, they both enjoy toying and playing with their food.

If Shiggy is feeling merciful or impatient enough, he’ll give a healthy dose of venom or simply break his victim’s neck.

He’s not picky. He likes keeping little trinkets of his most.. troublesome kills. Shigaraki adorns a necklace carrying skeleton fingers and jaguar teeth.

Naga! Shigadabi Redesign Time!

Dabi is now a Blue insularis pit viper, a gorgeous blue viper. The sound of scales sliding across the forest floors and the sight of haunting yet beautiful blue eyes is synonymous with Dabi.

His tail used to be so pretty but is now mixed with those gnarly purple scars. Unlike Shigaraki, Dabi is purposefully alluring and cryptic with his intentions but, everyone ends up the same.

Unlike Shigaraki, who is absolutely sadistic in every sense of the word, Dabi prefers getting on with the process.

He bites down onto his victim, watching his victim slowly die from the toxic and almost burning like sensation it gives, if he’s feeling impatient enough, he’ll simply but swiftly snap its neck.

Piercings connect his burnt and normal skin, he also has sharp claws as well. Perfect for shredding up meat for his hatchling.

All in all, unless you’re Reader Chan, no one is spared from their wrath.

(Not completely accurate to their biological snakes but who cares, it’s fictional.)

@thecuriousquest

@yanderefangirl

@messedupcookiejar

@bluefang1


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11 months ago

i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

11 months ago
I Don’t Really Go Here But U Can Always Rely On This Man To Read A Right Wing Politician’s Outfit

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

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Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)

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