Latest Posts by metamorphicmongrel - Page 2

HES SO CUTE MAN

road triiip

Ignorance is bliss.

2.15: Clueless.

migraine-ridden house my beloved 💖

blushing is so stupid you're literally my blood wtf. obey me

house md fanart from last year

Wilson buys House one of those reversible squid plushies as a joke and House dismissively tosses it on his desk and it sits there on the angry side for days

but then Wilson comes in after House solves his case and he notices that while the squid hasn't moved, it's been flipped to the happy side

the kicked puppy face house always does when he gets in trouble for medical malpractice is so fucking funny to me

you kidnapped a man to do surgery on him why do you look like that

I hate that I collect these

rat-core gregory house🐀✨

functional addict

house study call that a home office (timelapse under the cut)

hugh laurie does a spectacular american accent which just makes it funnier that he's the most british looking man in the world (no lips). like you can't fool me london boy. i can see through all that accumulated stubble and unwashed demeanor that suggests you are a man born and bred in the bowels of new jersey. if he shaves the ruse falls away entirely.

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

you there 🫵 sexualize this old man with me.

HEEEE Y!!!! WHO NEEDS ANY MORE [CHAPTERS]???!?!?

YOU ONLY NEED CHAPTER [Too!] THATS THE [New York Times Best Seller]!!!! YOU DON' T NEED ANY [More]!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T JUST [Toss it out with the dishwasher!] PLAY IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AG A IN! PLAY IT [Every Day Until Your Fingers Bleed]!!!!!!!!!

WHO WANTS TO PAY [Deltarune will cost $24.99] ON [June 5th 2025] RELEASING ON [PC, Mac, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4, like before--and now also on Nintendo Switch 2 and PlayStation 5.] WHEN YOU CAN [Play with me!] ON SPAMTON G. SPAMTON FOR [ZERO DOLLARS ZERO CENTS] [FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

WAIT!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??!?! DON'T [Leave for Three!] DOn'T GO!!! ....

Don't [hang up....]

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YOU BETTER TAKE [Me] WITH YOU AT [Lease]!!!!!

how are we holding up, gamers?

the specialest little birthday boy in the whole wide web dot com

SPAMTON BIRTHDAY [[47 YEARS 0LD]]

me: relaxing comfortably in the solitude of my own home

the ever-vigilant miku:

schrodinger’s mama

let’s commit medical malpractice with mama

no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live

everyone’s all “what if instead of house md it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 md” but then no one wants to talk about the watersports episode. or the musk episode featuring A Montage of house getting all hot and sweaty during a run while “feel good” plays in the background. all the medical play. the drug dosing — house getting drugged and waking up in wilson’s car vs wilson getting drugged and waking up without any pants. cane as a phallic symbol. literal rimming mention in broad daylight. all the whump episodes via house getting the shit beat out of him. when a patient made him believe she was doing wild kink shit with a donkey. all the freudian implications of house’s car during (spoiler). “who came running to mommy?” “daddy needs a drink.” this is already freak md, all we’re missing is his literal cock and balls on screen.

put those away. slut.

never seen an episode but I've become a part of the House fandom on twitter

party rockers in the

House MD is awesome it's like. Did you know self harm isn't always physical. Sometimes it's sabotaging your relationships so you can feel emotional pain when people leave you. Now he's dancing with a boombox