Big Year For Snakes.

on sight

Earthbenders can bend your kidney and your blood minerals

yaaaawn

wizard

knight

ninja

Obsessed with dracula skulking around in a zoo after hours scouting out wolves to kidnap and then getting trapped in excruciating small talk with an overly chatty zookeeper who is aggressively judging his whole demeanour the entire time, like damn this guy can't do ANYTHING without looking like a loser

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

Keeping this just in case

Blogs that give pronoun checks

@trans-dressing-room

@demiguy-culture-is

@neopronounprovider

@pronouns-for-dayz

@name-dealer

@comegeturmcpronouns

@crawbird-clings-to-it

@pronoun-checker

@prettygoodnames

@neopronoun-user-culture-is

@pronames-and-namouns

@neopronounsmybelovaed

@nameandpronouncheck

@it-its-culture-is

@pronounchecks

@your-pronouns-are-cool

@namenpronounvalidation

@free-gendereuphoria

@the-gender-blog

Lmk if you want to be removed from/added to the list!

i think tumblr should have a storefront where you can buy and sell hallucinogens

Clark, recovering from kryptonite poisoning and high on painkillers: Bruce, would you still love me if i was a worm? 🥺

Bruce, zero hesitation: No.

Clark: You wouldn't? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

This reminds me of that story with the vulture and the peacock

i think about this a lot