🥰 🥰 🥰 // 1.5.22 via avs twitter
daniel ricciardo and lando norris score mclaren’s first 1-2 in hybrid era dan istitene | formula 1
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photo by Niclas Swanlund
I call them:
The Duality of Man
Abandoned Sensibility
Witness of Chaos
Identification
Child of Adoration Waits in Repose
The Profession
Beware the Scathe of Fools
Adolescence Begets Affection
Ask the Avs: Who would beat everyone in an arm wrestling competition? 💪
Laurens new snapchat account is a real gift.
Ghost just keep getting weirder and weirder to explain every time they do anything like,,,,,
So there’s this Swedish metal band called Ghost right?? Well nobody really agrees what genre they actually are, but anyway-
Well they’re actually a satanic church on a quest for world domination- they have some stuff about satan and the coming of the antichrist etc, sounds pretty spooky right???
but thing is, you also can’t forget the song about female orgasms or the one that tells u to kiss the devil on the asshole either
and the musicians- they’re actually ghouls and they don’t have names, well they kinda do but- nevermind that,
the singers for each album are actually the satanic pope, and they wear skull face paint and walk around in their fancy pope outfits and tour the world
oh and also- 3 of their previous front men were uh… put to sleep all at once while playing uno one day and another, who was also their dad, died while playing the saxophone in the middle of a concert
dont worry! They weren’t without a leader tho! They still had the guy with the second most employee of the month awards, who also walks around with a boombox on his shoulder and his mom bc he’s the hugest idiot of all time - they got 2 for 1 plastic surgery together a lil while ago btw
but since his mom apparently killed literally everybody else at least somewhat qualified to run the show- he gets to be the satanic version of the pope now,
he is known as Papa Emeritus IV or “the anointed one”
oh,
this is him btw:
Dave Mustaine tweets that I think about at 3 am
nhl: word association with cale makar
𝘛𝘞 // 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨
Chaotic trio: Lando N, Max F and Dan T playing Warzone pt. 3
𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦 💀