"Roomie, Why Are You Threatening Me? I Do You're Fucking Laundry Because You Can't Do It For The Life

Me: *pushes the lawyer I hired down under my desk* Okay...... well first I would like to have that lawyer paid triple what he usually makes for my first wish.

“I’m going to stop you right there, you dont have to be super specific about your wish, I don’t do monkeys paw or any of that garbage.”

Something that ACTUALLY happened at school Me: No ya idiot! Feminism doesn't mean you hate women!! This kid I'll call by his nickname "Tolo" Tolo: I'm not a feminist, I love women! I'm a misogynist! *raises his fist* Me: *noises of anger*

Ah shit, a mosquito????? Dat sucks. I suggest arson. P.S. How you like my PFP?? Should I change it to Tsukasa?????

How you doing?! I also need help making lore for OCs since you're much better at it than I am! And thanks for lending me your manga every day bestie!!!! :3

there's a mosquito in my house i'm scared......... i can help u ocs at school cuz i gotta do things 2day and tomorrow :3

Reblogging cause YOU HAVE TO FUCKING REBLOG! NOT REPOST

Based on actual events

Me behind you: Do your tasks or else I'm having fish for dinner.

guys I've been assigned two tasks at once ,please pray for me

I hear about them alot thanks to Chrome here. Even I do talk about characters that much I think

Do you know this baby?

comment: gender. i fucking wish i didnt think about them so much im serious

SAVE PEOPLE'S LIFE WITH THIS!!!!!!

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Girl just be grateful they animated your boy.

Kako

Mirai

Akane Aoi

No. 1 of the seven mysteries—

THE CLOCK KEEPERS: PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE CLOCK KEEPERS AND THE PERFECT PAINTING ARC..Y'ALL IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING 🤩 not sure if it's spoiler-y atp cuz majority anime-onlys have seen it already..

via: Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun season 2 PV

Saw the Wicked Movie for the first time today. It was awesome but I hate how it was just part one. Good thing I saw a musical a few years ago so I know how it ends! The movie theater I went to had chair the reclined. And barely any one was in the theater. Loved it 10/10

Me: Return it My mom: What?!- no I can't retu- Me: It is ugly. Where is it's tail? Why is it screaming? It stinky. Return it.

You are a siren, a rather young one. Today your mother, the leader of your pod, introduced an unfamiliar little squishy pink thing to you as your little sibling.