Siblings Lifts Banishment When They Become The Ruler, And Tells Them "You Like Your Peaceful Life, I

Me: Why am I here? Demon: BECAUSE YOU CAUSED THIS!!! Me: I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FUCKING CURSE ME fey's lawyer: She's got a point fey: Please just be quiet.....

the demon that cursed you with infertility and the fey that you promised your firstborn are having a legal battle.

Me: *is currently ranting about dead bodies even those I first started to talk about pokemon* Alien: "Her train of thought is impossible to keep track of..... WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL SOMEONE?!"

The psychic races of the galaxy thought humans would be easy prey. That is, until they abducted you, an unmedicated ADHD college student.

"You gave me up thinking I didn't have any powers! What makes you think I'll let you back into my life! I'm happy with my mom and the life I have now! She loved me and didn't care if I didn't have powers or not!" I yelled at them, tears running down my face (continue this with the reblogs! Cause I was see the stories others make!)

You were abandoned by your family for not having superpowers. The strongest superheroine adopts you and loves you as her son regardless. When you finally have superpowers, your former family wants you back but you don’t want to do anything with them.

Uno reverse. Now you have to scroll up fish.

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

Rebloging because people like that make me want to give them a slow painful death with my own hands. I also hate how cute the colors look because gross people shouldn't have those cute colors

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

Mature my ass

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

Can anyone translate that last picture please? I don't speak spanish that well so I have no idea what it says

... remind me not to cross you....

How the fuck did you do that?!

"I think I've started a revolution against hierarchy on dress to impress."

Me: Rui sweetie, just go make some spider webs okay?

KNY Incorrect quotes#45 The Baby

Rui: Why does Y/n call you baby girl?*Looks at Kokushibo*

Kokushibo, blushing: We don't need to talk about this

Rui: And they call you their sugar baby?*Looks at Gyutaro*

Gyutaro, getting redder: K-kid please-

Rui*Looking at Muzan* And why do they call you puss-

Muzan, close to passing out: LET'S STOP TALKING PLEASE-

Rui:???

Rui gonna be curious about these funny nicknames...