The One Time I Tried Playing SIMS, I Tried To Cook Toast, But It Caught On Fire, So The Fire Brigade

Guys, I got sick :(

I sickie boi 🤒 Prolly not gonna post for a few days, and if I repost there might not be any words (despite how bad I want to put them there) also my cat is yelling at me so I can’t type as much as I wanted to

Alr bye

Adoro rediseñar a los PrrrOmens y hoy vi un adorable gato gordo 🥹❤️ para hacer a crowley me base en mi propio gato 😁

Guys I did it. My autistic ass just unlocked a new hyperfixation.

I did it :3

HAHAHAHAA Muriel is so goofy I love it

Where did Muriel even find that book

Credit to og :)

Makarov: I’m sure you’re wondering why I have gathered you here today-

Price, tied to a chair: You kidnapped us

Makarov: John, not now. I have a surprise for all of you-

Price: Is it your surrender and a million dollars?

Makarov: John, I have a speech planned-

Price: Aw, did you practice in the mirror? I’m sorry, you must be so nervous-

Makarov: That’s it! Mood’s ruined! Thanks, John! My mood has soured, you ruined the mood!

Soap: Wow, Cap has attitude

Ghost: I have never been more proud to have him as my captain

Gaz, muttering: I see the family resemblance

I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULDN’T BREATHE I WAS SLAPPING MY KNEE AND EVERYTHING WTFFFFFF

I feel like we often forget that Crowley's clothes are technically not real

aka, how this scene shouldve went

People, I am BEGGING you not to vote Trump. Please. (See?) Because if you do, guess what you’ll get out of it? A rich white trash man who’s likely not 100% mentally well. And I do not mean that lightly, either. If you think that a man who wants to kill, harm, and altogether starve of their rights anyone who is different than him is okay, then you need to revisit your morals. This is one of the worst cases of win-lose I’ve ever seen, with the only winning option being Joe Biden? No. Vote, please. Vote for Joe please. I’m voting for him instead of the third part I used to, because Trump is the worst president America has ever seen, and no doubt the suicide rates would go up once he’s elected. He plans to take away happiness, freedom, rights, and even the dignity of many, many people. But guess who won’t be effected? Rich white men with no disabilities, no color, no thoughts in their mind, and no life. Trump and his team (which I’ve taken the liberty of calling the Eggman Clan) want to literally strip people of their identities; especially by taking the rights of and to gender-affirmative surgeries, the right even to be in the closet with teachers now being required to oust children to their parents, even though he/she/they is/are in the closet for a REASON. Maybe they don’tWANT their parents knowing for fear of ABUSE or PERSECUTION or BULLYING or CONVERSION THERAPY.

Don’t vote Trump.

I love these two WAY too much 😭😭😭😭😭

Happy Easter!