"you Would You Crazy Incredible Thing You"

He literally has like a history of forgetting the lore he set up himself its kinda funny we're all use to it, not that big of a deal tho

but can you really blame these two they're just two idiot immensly in love :p

relistening to sam’s hbs audio and i can’t help from thinking

did erik not listen to the audio he referenced before writing the script? sam’s second video, the one where he comes over and heals them??

when talking about darlin making the first move, it’s phrased as darlin calling him after getting beat up and asking him to come over and heal them.

THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

sam called them and said “hey sorry to call you out of the blue but i’ve got new info on quinn”, noticed their voice was strained, and when he found out why insisted on coming over to help them.

he literally said “what exactly did you plan on doing if i hadn’t called when i did?”

THEY DIDNT CALL HIM. THEY DIDNT MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO SAMS HBS I CANT STOP THINKING ABT IT BECAUSE ITS MADE INTO A BIG THING BUT ITS NOT TRUEEEEE

THIS IS GENIUS TOTALLY SEE THIS AS A THING

I need everybody and i mean EVERYBODY input on this matter...

What do we think Sam would be like if he was a part of the fooliverse...

I promise you, children are never the problem. If there’s a strained relationship between a parent and a child, nine times outta ten, the parents in the wrong.

For anyone who needed ta’ hear this today: I get you. You deserved better.

i meant it in the sense where i feel like sumn BAD is on the horizon

nevertheless i aint complaining ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

i need a catastrophe to go down its been too much fluff out here.

hey chat i know i've been gone awhile :3

someone prayed on my downfall a lil too hard and ended up finding out i have ovarian cancer haha what a weird start to my year 💀

I’ll be posting some Sam/darlin head-canons soon tho it’s bout to go down 😝😝

hmmm telepath sounds more intriguing

i dont want him to be a vamp even in this AU

Also yeah maybe unempowered

I need everybody and i mean EVERYBODY input on this matter...

What do we think Sam would be like if he was a part of the fooliverse...

the new Sam audio got me thinking so much

the fact that he reached out to his old director, and she recognized him says a lot about Sam...

He must have been so good at his heeling that he stood out from his peers, like he even mentions that he won't be the "star pupil" anymore when he decides to get back to heeling at the academy

It would be so cool if we got an audio where both Sam and the director meet up again after that long

and also the relationship dynamic btw darlin and Sam feels so nice and domestic its sooo cute AHHHH :3

Sam and darlin in a nutshell...

"Show me your scars" he said.

"But why?" I asked

"I want to see how many times you needed me and I wasn't there" he whispered.

I know we know Darlin is hot bc of Poter dropping his jaw when he first saw them but like we should have just assumed they were from the start because they broke Sam’s 15 years of celibacy

If that doesn’t scream sexiest Mf in Dahlia idk what would

the crowd when the king of the house of bennet and the prince were killed in one night