NSFWWWWWWW AAHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS IS GENIUS TOTALLY SEE THIS AS A THING

I need everybody and i mean EVERYBODY input on this matter...

What do we think Sam would be like if he was a part of the fooliverse...

the crowd when the king of the house of bennet and the prince were killed in one night

PREACHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Imma come out and say it SHIPPING QUINN WITH DARLIN AND SAM AS A POLYAMOROUS COUPLE OR JUST WITH QUINN X DARLIN IN GENERAL IS WEIRD

I know Sam has the most VOLUPTUOUS bubble butt cheeks that darlin slaps on the regular.

and when they're shifted, they use their tail to smack it hehehehe

thank you.

their job is to look hot all day

guys real question is darlin unemployed I have no idea wtf they do

found a cancerous cyst in me lady balls inside me lol

all good now its been removed :3

hey chat i know i've been gone awhile :3

someone prayed on my downfall a lil too hard and ended up finding out i have ovarian cancer haha what a weird start to my year 💀

I’ll be posting some Sam/darlin head-canons soon tho it’s bout to go down 😝😝

confession I took time listening to lasko because his stuttering grated at my ears. It had been the whimpering that sold him to me

Sam and darlin in a nutshell...

"Show me your scars" he said.

"But why?" I asked

"I want to see how many times you needed me and I wasn't there" he whispered.

sam laying in the grass somewhere and darlin just doing a fucking handstand over him.

i meant it in the sense where i feel like sumn BAD is on the horizon

nevertheless i aint complaining ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

i need a catastrophe to go down its been too much fluff out here.