I Am Not, In Fact, A Useless Gay. I Can Actually Exist In The Same Room As A Pretty Girl Without Panicking.

kinky doom prophet...

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Why do these naked women keep appearing on the itafushi tag??? We haven't suffered enough without damn porn spam T-T

“Derek died” ok, fine, I can deal with that (lying but that’s just details)

What gets me is SCOTT and ALLISON ADOPTED Eil

There are SO many different options for that as well as problems😭

Stiles taking him in because he clearly had some type of involvement in Eli’s childhood/teen years. You don’t even have to ship Sterek to see this

Noah for the reason above but also because he was like a grandfather/uncle to Eli (that’s the vibe I got anyway)

PETER HIS FUCKING UNCLE WHO WAS RIGHT THERE AS WELL AS BEING ABLE TO RAISE A BORN WOLF??? Also, this man loves his family (even in a weird psychopathic way) and he would rip someone’s throat out for trying to take the last of it he has

Mason and Parish for fucks sake had more of a history with Eli than the two

ALISON JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD??? Miss girl is not mentally stable to raise a child a teenager nonetheless considering she probably has a mindset of one still??

Hell, coach had more of a chance than these two

Derek didn’t want Eli to see being a werewolf as a curse, and that’s all Scott sees it as (for the most part)

Derek most definitely had a Will and DEFINITELY had a “in case I die and my son is still a minor he goes to ___” (this is obvious because of all the shit he went through.)

Cora is literally his aunt? Tell me she wouldn’t hope on a plane, get her nephew and his shit, and take him home with her. I dare you.

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimised by mahito

Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?

Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.

show, don't tell:

anticipation - bouncing legs - darting eyes - breathing deeply - useless / mindless tasks - eyes on the clock - checking and re-checking

frustration - grumbling - heavy footsteps - hot flush - narrowed eyes - pointing fingers - pacing / stomping

sadness - eyes filling up with tears - blinking quickly - hiccuped breaths - face turned away - red / burning cheeks - short sentences with gulps

happiness - smiling / cheeks hurting - animated - chest hurts from laughing - rapid movements - eye contact - quick speaking

boredom - complaining - sighing - grumbling - pacing - leg bouncing - picking at nails

fear - quick heartbeat - shaking / clammy hands - pinching self - tuck away - closing eyes - clenched hands

disappointment - no eye contact - hard swallow - clenched hands - tears, occasionally - mhm-hmm

tiredness - spacing out - eyes closing - nodding head absently - long sighs - no eye contact - grim smile

confidence - prolonged eye contact - appreciates instead of apologizing - active listening - shoulders back - micro reactions

Artist: Keiid (Twitter) and she's also on Patreon. Love her art so much!