LISTEN

Yan red and green yooo

One stalker, Other something off

wayne: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

chosen: You people already know too much about me.

dark: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

folks if you're wondering i'm using the name wayne referring to y/n and i think its obvious

idk If I remodel my ava wrong destiny au so my oc's, wayne and TDO (The Divine One) sht and poly gay thingy (?) and little stella/(estella)?, explaining later wayne's lore

VicAlan idea

watching tiktok it came this video and like a instant, the name victim and alan

like, that stick!alan all hit by victim, when alan ask why hate him all sudden because he doesnt know him o he thinks he was already dead, than it came this video, vicitim telling everythingo to him

wayne, whispering to chosen, who’s on the phone with dark: Ask them something!

chosen: How are you feeling?

dark: Fine.

wayne: Something personal!

chosen: At what age did you first get your period?

chosen: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

wayne: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

chosen: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Wayne is your name way/ne

Idea of the name not mine, credit of the person in the twitter

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Becker please come to the front desk?

alan becker, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to chosen and dark

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

chosen and dark, simultaneously: We got lost

Alan becker: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

YOOOOO yan

yan!blue(??????

whats in that food?????

wayne: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

chosen: wayne no.

dark: Mistlefoe.

chosen: Please stop encouraging them.

wayne: Tell chosen about the birds and the bees.

dark: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.