Chris MD Masterlist
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Sweet as Pie
Date Night + Boys
Okay. I have been thinking of this for a long time and I am trusting you to make this real.
Chris with a Baker reader and she comes on the channel for like without a recipe type challenges.
Make me proud!
I will do my best đ
Description: Chris and Arthur compete against Bambino Becky and Y/n in the grand finale of their baking competition.
"I can not believe you mate" Chris held his head in his hands as Arthur stood next to him "I mean she's a Baker. Why are you surprised that shes this good?"
The two had challenged Y/n and Becky to a baking competition. The rules were simple. The pairs had 3 hours to bake any pie they wished and were allowed to use a recipe but for everytime they had to look at the recipe they'd lose time to bake.
"Hear that Y/n? The boys are giving up" Becky exclaimed as she pointed across the way.
Y/n didn't look up from kneading the pie dough. But her smirk was evident. When she and Chris began dating she had not wanted to do anything with his channel but as the years went by she finally accepted the offer of being in a video.
She was the judge in Chris's new baking series until the comments came flooding on about how she should compete.
Pairing Y/n with Becky who hadn't won a single episode with the two champions seemed fair...until Y/n didn't look at the recipe and got to baking.
"Arthur pass me the cold butter" Chris said finally bouncing back out of his moment of desperation. He had to do this, not only to win the competition but to beat his girlfriend.
Once the pies were out of the oven the four contestants stood posing for their final show down. The judge this week was Gordon Ramsey aka Italian Bach in a costume.
"I won't lie, these are both great looking pies, but one takes the cake" he said looking to the camera earning a few chuckles. After taking a bite of each her declared the one Y/n and Becky made was the winner much to no one's surprise.
"The Rhubarb in this one was a bit...grainy?" Isaac continued pointing at the loser pie. Chris and Arthur both booing in the background as Y/n and Becky were given their sashes.
As Chris did his outro Y/n came up behind him giving him a kiss on his cheek. Him stuttering before continuing.
On the car ride home the two chatted about the filming and teases were thrown
"I actually really liked your pie" Y/n said earnestly "I think the bin will like it more though" she said hiding her laugh behind her hand.
"Yeah ha ha so funny, at least I didn't look directly at the camera like 6 times" he teased back "how about you and I switch hm? I go to confectionery school and you take over the channel"
Y/n reached her hand over and put it on his.
"I had a lot of fun doing this baby"
"Yeah, me too. I think I need you to show me more baking though, the fans are requesting a season two and I think if you give me more pointers I have a better shot at beating you"
She gave his hand a squeeze. Once stopping at a red light she leaned in and kissed him
"I'd like that"
Bob
Description: Y/n is a barista at a local coffee shop, too bad the newest Barista doesn't know about his past selves mistake.
George Clarke was far from proud of the situation he has put himself in. Coming to the same coffeehouse since he was 10, back when the barista asked his name and he jokingly answered as "Bob, like the Sponge"
Its been years and as the people cycled through the shop his nickname remained. No matter what he got or who with, his cup would say "Bob, like the sponge" at times it would even have pictures of the classic yellow sponge.
The reason of his sudden embarrassment? It was all thanks to the hot Barista who asked for his name and someone else answered for him.
"Oh that's Bob" Georges smirk fell from his face. The pick up line dying on his tongue.
Fuck.
The girl looked at him a moment longer before shrugging and writing it on the cup. As she did so her coworker started to explain the lore. George watched past the extra cups and the hundreds of packs of sugar. How his mistake as a little boy was making a pleasant afternoon hell.
"I don't think you look like a Bob" she said when she walked over, "More like a Cornelius" she said with a smile. Him shaking his head but never telling her the real one.
And so this continued. Him coming in and having her try to guess his name. She started off wacky, something George found cute.
Y/n knew who George was. Her brother was a huge fan, but she knew that if she told him she knew that he might stop coming around.
"I like your shirt, that's a great band" she pointed at his shirt, the band had been one he's seen many times.
They had great chemistry, something she wanted to pursue. Not sure how and trying to buy time she continued the game of guessing until it dawned upon her.
He had been posting about going to a concert she had gotten tickets for and finally used it as an open when he wore one of the bands t shirts.
"Right! I've been trying to get my friends to come with me to see them when they play in August" he says excitedly. He had been texting Chris about going that exact morning
"The one on the 20th or the 21st?" She asked as she set the cup of coffee down infront of him.
"The 20th, I have to take a flight the next day, either wise I'd go both days"
"Well I guess I'll see you there" she said with a warm smile.
He was caught off by it. His ears returned to red as he took the coffee and walked out. Looking at the name on the cup it didn't say Bob or Thomas rather a phone number and surprisingly George Clarke.
Of course when he found out the full of her plan he was amazed. He had no clue, of course now whenever he ordered coffee he always put down the name Cornelius.
Because in his wife's words, he looked like one.
Chris Dixon Headcannons
⥠Needs you in his videos. Always points you out If you're behind the camera or if you call him while filming he answers and puts the speaker up to his mic. To put it gently this man is a hard launch.
â If you're taller than him he calls you his Amazonian Queen. If you're shorter be ready for short jokes. He needs an outlet and you're the perfect target.
⥠Once spent an entire hour trying to figure out your text message, finally calling you to ask. Apparently the 28 year old man doesn't know what ttyl means.
â Has every holiday marked on his phone with reminders of what he wants to get you. Valentines Day? dinner and chocolates. Easter? Candy basket. Fathers day? Socks.
⥠Changed his profile picture on all socials to a picture of the two of you on a football field. Its his favourite picture of you. The way you're smiling makes him melt.
⥠Has made an entire series on his channel about you. Vlogging dates and explaining stories to his fans as you sit with him. He can't take his eyes off of you.
â When you meet his sister its like fireworks. The two of you click wonderfully. And become quick friends, later the two of you hang out without Chris. Which he becomes jealous about quickly.
â He loves spending time with you and having a mundane day is one of his small pleasures in life. Cooking, cleaning, running errands all of it.
⥠All his friends love you but when the cameras turn on treat you like you're stealing their man. It's especially funny when Arthur tells you to "step off bitch" in his soft voice.
â If he found out you were a long time fan of his youtube he would fall 100 times more in love with you. Then the realisation washed over him that you've seen him at such a young age.
⥠Once drunk texted you about how pretty you were thinking you were someone else. You didn't stop him and listened as he slurred on and on about his wonderful girlfriend.
I need a ChrisMD fic where George is streaming and the reader is trying to have sex with Chris. Chris gives us and goes into Georgeâs room and unplugs his stream because heâs so over it. George tweets that chris is in a bad mood but chris is too busy having sex with his girlfriend to care
thanks love
Chris was tryingâreally tryingâto focus.
The bed creaked under him in protest, the sheets warm and tangled, Y/Nâs leg slipping over his hip as she shifted closer, mouth brushing just beneath his ear. The kiss was soft, slow, a question asked without wordsâone that Chris very much wanted to answer.
Her fingers skimmed up beneath his shirt, nails dragging lightly down his back. He let out a low breath, eyes fluttering shut as she kissed down the column of his throat.
And thenâ
âNO WAYâchat, did you see that? Manâs moving like his controllerâs got a five-second delay. Actual disgrace.â
Chrisâs head hit the pillow with a frustrated thud.
Y/N paused, lifting her head with a stifled laugh. âIs he playing GTA again?â
Chris groaned. âHeâs got the entire flat sounding like a Twitch convention. Iâm literally being heckled through the wall.â
âCould be worse,â she teased, grinning against his jaw. âHe couldâve said your name.â
Another yell echoed through the wall.
âI SWEAR if you clip thatâChris is gonna get demonetised just from proximity!â
Chris sat up with a muttered curse. âThatâs it. Iâm ending this manâs career.â
Y/N blinked, half-laughing. âBabe, youâre literallyâwaitâChrisââ
But he was already halfway across the flat, joggers hanging low on his hips, no shirt, barefoot stomping down the hall like a man possessed. He didnât knock. He didnât hesitate.
He kicked Georgeâs door open.
George spun in his chair like heâd been caught watching something illegal. âJesus Christâwhat are youââ
Chris didnât answer. He walked straight over, leaned down, and with zero hesitationâclickâyanked the plug from Georgeâs streaming setup. The entire rig went dark.
Chat died mid-âLMAOOOOâ.
George blinked. âDid you just⊠kill my stream?â
Chris was already halfway out the door. âIâm trying to have sex, George. Kindly shut the fuck up.â
Back in the bedroom, Y/N was laughing so hard sheâd rolled onto her stomach, face buried in a pillow.
Chris shut the door behind him and crossed back to the bed, all mock irritation and flushed cheeks. âRight. Where were we?â
She grinned, grabbing him by the waistband and dragging him back down into the sheets. âYou were trying to focus.â
This time, there were no interruptions.
â
Ten minutes later, a tweet appeared on Georgeâs feed:
chris is in a mood btw
Not five minutes after that, Chris replied:
in my girlfriend actually. cheers x
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A very short one shot but Iâm bad after a short break!! Iâm a teacher and I started this blog while on school holidays, finding time is a littler trickier now but I hope you enjoy xxx
Requests are open xx
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@the-internets-girlfriend
Arthur's very dishy, isn't he? I don't blame you for going gaga over him. đ
He's a total smoke show. I love so much about him, and I know its bad to form parasocial relationships with celebrities...but he's just a guy âĄ
Anything Arthurtv that includes jealousy from his side would be welcome
a/n: hope you like it, also thanks so much for the request:)
Summary: Arthur and Y/N have been best friends since university, navigating content creation, late-night edits, and awkward fan comments about their âwill-they-wonât-theyâ dynamic. But everything shifts when Arthur notices Y/N getting close to someone newâsomeone who isnât him. When jealousy rears its head, Arthur is forced to confront feelings heâs buried for far too long.
Arthur Frederick was sulking. Not in a dramatic, over-the-top wayâhe wasnât that type. No, this was the subtle, broody kind of sulking that came with barely concealed glares at his phone, grumbles under his breath, and editing a video with far more keyboard slamming than necessary.
âJesus, Arthur, did Premiere Pro personally offend you or something?â
You peeked around the corner of his desk, a half-smile on your face as you held up two mugsâone coffee, one tea. You knew his preference depending on the hour.
Arthur muttered something unintelligible but reached for the tea anyway. âThanks.â
You raised an eyebrow, settling on the armrest of his gaming chair, the way you always did when you wanted to distract him. âYou okay?â
âIâm fine.â He sipped his tea too aggressively. âJust tired.â
Right. Sure. Heâd been off since last night, when you posted an Instagram story of you laughing with Lewisâyour new coworker at the BBC. You were aware of Arthurâs disapproval, but you hadnât expected him to spiral into petty silence.
You narrowed your eyes. âDid Lewis do something to you?â
Arthur snorted. âAside from showing up in my life uninvited and hijacking your attention? No.â
You blinked. âWhat?â
âI said nothing,â he muttered, returning to his screen.
You tilted your head, resting your chin on your palm. âArthur.â
âWhat?â
You leaned in. âNo way⊠youâre actually jealous.â
His fingers froze above the keyboard.
He didnât respond, but the red tint creeping up his ears said it all.
You grinned. âOh my god. You are.â
Arthur spun in his chair to face you. âIâm not jealous. Heâs just⊠I donât trust his jawline.â
You laughedâloud and warm. âHis jawline?â
âItâs too sharp. Like, cartoonishly sharp. I feel like it could cut glass.â
âArthur.â You laughed again. âYouâre being ridiculous.â
He rubbed the back of his neck, not meeting your eyes. âHe looks at you weird.â
You blinked. âWeird how?â
âLike he already knows heâs gonna ask you out. Like he thinks he has a chance.â
You blinked again. âWhat if he does?â
Arthur finally looked at you, something raw and vulnerable flickering across his face. âDoes he?â
The room stilled.
You werenât sure when things changed between you and Arthur. Maybe it was the late nights editing side-by-side, knees brushing. Or the way he made your coffee exactly how you liked it without asking. Or how he never let you walk home alone after filming, even if it meant taking a train an hour out of his way.
Or maybe it was the way he looked at you now, like you were the only thing anchoring him in the world.
âNo,â you said, softly. âHe doesnât.â
Arthur let out a slow breath. âGood.â
You rolled your eyes, but your heart was hammering. âStill doesnât explain why you acted like a grumpy cat all day.â
âI wasnâtââ
âArthur, you full-on growled when I mentioned his name earlier.â
He didnât deny it.
Silence settled between you again, thick and expectant. You broke it.
âYou couldâve just said something, you know.â
âLike what? âHey Y/N, itâs totally normal that I want to punch your coworker because I have repressed feelings for you and get irrationally angry when anyone else gets your attentionâ?â
You laughed. âYes. Exactly like that.â
Arthur cracked a small smile. âI thought I was being subtle.â
âYou were about as subtle as a car alarm.â
He sighed, looking up at you. âOkay. I like you.â
You stared at him. âSay it again.â
He blinked. âI⊠like you?â
âNo, I meanâsay it like you mean it.â
Arthur stood up, hands settling on your hips like it was instinct. âI like you, Y/N. I think Iâve liked you since you made fun of my mic setup in uni.â
You laughed again. âIt was held together by duct tape and hope.â
âAnd yet you still sat beside me in every lecture.â
âI didnât want you to suffer alone.â
He leaned closer. âYou still donât want me to suffer alone?â
You smiled. âDepends. Are you going to glare at everyone who talks to me?â
âProbably.â
You shrugged. âThen yeah. Still donât want you to suffer alone.â
His forehead pressed against yours. âYou know Iâd never actually stop you from being friends with anyone.â
âI know. But Iâm glad you were jealous. It means you care.â
âIâve always cared.â
You kissed himâslow, certain, like youâd been waiting for this moment through every video, every shared laugh, every almost-touch.
And when he kissed you back, it wasnât awkward or new. It felt like coming home.
Later that night, Arthur posted a new vlog. It had nothing to do with relationships, yet the comments lit up:
âIs it just me or is Arthur glowing???â âTell me he finally got with Y/N or I riot.â âThat âI like youâ better be on camera somewhere.â
You scrolled through the replies, smirking as you cuddled closer to him on the couch. âFans know.â
Arthur didnât look up from his phone. âLet them guess. Builds suspense.â
You snorted. âYouâre such a tease.â
He grinned. âBut only for you.â
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Who should I write headcannons for next!?
Orange Sunglasses - Arthur Frederick fluff
Description: Arthur is allowed the very rare chance to wear your sunglasses, too bad he's as forgetful as the day he was born.
Arthur pouted dramatically as I spoke. He was already eyeing my favourite pair. Rather than offering them you crossed your arms.
"I swear to god if you steal my sunglasses again I will kill you"
"Baby pleaseeee" he begged "I don't have any to wear" which was true. Only due to the fact he lost all his pairs.
"Look, you can borrow a different pair, and only for the day. I don't want to be late to the beach. You know what Chris can be like" Arthur let out a laugh before grabbing a particularly ugly pair of glasses, earning an eyebrow raise from you.
They had thick orange rims and low quality shades. Did they go with any outfits? Not even a little. But they were a go to pair, they you packed everytime.
Finally at the beach the group were all there, Chris filming some video that you weren't apart of. Rather you sat off to the side either tanning or going into the ocean. When they finally wrapped up Arthur immediately joined you.
"Ughh its almost dark!! I thought it wouldâve been a shorter shoot" he complained as he slid the sunglasses off his hair to his eyes.
You simply stood up in the water, the waves reaching your waist. It was not a surprise to you, his filming always took longer than he expected.
"Its okay, you have the day off tomorrow right? We can come back" Arthur smiled wide before giving you a tight hug, your wet bikini top soaking his shirt
"Ack! Now my shirts wettt" he cried out, gaining laughs from his friends who were only a few feet away. All of them in just their swim trunks. Letting go of you he ran to the shore, taking off his shirt.
"Hey Y/n can I ask you something?" George asked standing only a few feet away. Once you had nodded he went on to ask "Is there any reason Arthur's wearing those glasses?"
Turning pink you explain, the boys all getting a kick out of their forgetful friend. Once Arthur returned them all taking turns teasing him. Arthur took it in stride, struggling to walk in the water he trudged to you.
"You're all just jealous my girlfriend shares her most precious accessories with me" earning groans as he kisses your cheek. The glasses nudging against your cheekbone.
"Nah mate I'm jealous that you can pull them off so well" Chris says teasingly.
"Don't worry Chrissy, I'm sure they make sunglasses in your size" you say earning gasps from the group before the others piling onto short jokes.
Arthur's hand slid down your arm and squeezed your hand. A silent thank as it directed attention off of him. He was never one to shy away from pda, rather he hated putting you on the spot.
Squeezing back his smile was small but earnest. The group spent another hour on the beach before packing up and leaving to go back to their hotels. Y/n and Arthur being the last on the beach, as they walk along the shoreline.
The sun was setting beautifully and the two walked with light conversation being a background noise to the crashing of waves.
Turning to face Arthur he took your hands in his and brought them to his lips to kiss. You could feel yourself melting before noticing something.
"Arthur" Your tone snapped him out of his daydreaming look "where are your sunglasses?"
Terror washed over him. His hands slapping to his hair where as he had dreaded, the glasses were missing. His mind raced trying to think of where he could have lost them. Maybe the water?
"Fuck" he said exasperated. Not only had he done exactly what you asked him not to do, he lost your glasses. "Can I buy you a different pair?"
"How about you buy me dinner instead" you said with a sigh, as much as you were disappointed he lost them, you knew in your heart it wasn't his fault.
"Deal...and I can sleep in the bed right?" Letting out a bark of a laugh you reached up, kissing his lips quickly. Him closing his eyes like he always did.
"Let's see how well you do at dinner and we will go from there"
Thank you for writing the Arthur snuggle fest. I hope to read many more of your fics. Merci đ
Thank you so much for the request! Feel free to send more. Also, it's comments like this that make me want to write.
This community is so sweet âĄâĄâĄ
He always looks so cuddly