Same Hat Has To Be The Most Effeminate Coded Way Of Saying It

hmm...

they want lunch to be twenty bucks now

interesting

safety comes first

haha

I'm just reposting topical memes.

honestly this is the funniest shit i've heard all year.

nice

DogFish now available at the Jonathon Bancroft-Snell Gallery! 🌱

Post 2/3! Adopt a little creachur today!

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A ceramic salmon like fish with legs, big ol’ eyes, and mouth agape. Its green body fades out to a white belly, broken up by pink cheeks and a thick pink stripe running down its lateral line. Vertical black stripes run down its body, and gold lustre linework accents its pupils, stripes, and individual scales.

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yeesh

Jokes in the future will be so strange

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

"What's a kangaroo and what's a sheep?"

Kangaroos were bipedal animals we used to have that were known to have powerful large legs that they use to bound across the land.

Sheep were creatures we used to have that would naturally produce fibres similar in composition to our artificial cotton plastics that people used to fashion clothing.

"Okay, please continue."

A woolly jumper!

"Ah okay, I guess that makes sense."

No no no stop thinking about the gene-splicing thing for a sec I mean like the clothing item made of wool that our kind used to wear.

"You need new material."

I should have been born while Earth was still a thing.

"Okay, boomer."

Oh. Well I guess bombs are still relevant. Weird.

we need a horror movie about the humans

Time for a disappointing factoid

Much as I would like the story to be true

The baby yoda wildfire firefighter story isn't true

It was a publicity stunt by Disney themselves

All to promote their show The Mandalorean

It's stuff like this that makes me sick to my stomach

Especially since

There genuinely was an almost identical story unfolding

Only the doll was an old unbranded teddy bear

That had been kept in the family for generations

Disney simply threw it away

And replaced it with their merchandise

Those heartless monsters

daw

drawing my beautifol son Keyboard

"mah game is on par"

busted!

Sweepy Crittor

hmm...