Lol

Eka's Portal administration hits their head on another branch

of the stupid tree

aw

Some art I made recently!

hmm...

ha

Posting things that Eka's Portal won't understand the significance of

right?

yep

Denzel met Randall while Randall was camping out.

So far a start the map locations should be obvious.

They are simply just locations of camps in the area.

Duh.

The various items of apparel are disguises.

Duh.

The knife set is so that the murder weapon can be disposed of.

Duh again.

Denzel worked volunterally with local park staff around this time.

He was responsible for monitoring emergency supply boxes.

These are boxes the size of a lunchbox that contain medical supplies and food rations as well as other obvious survival things like a radio rope and pocket knife for example.

In an emergency these can be used if you're away from camp.

Denzel told staff that food had been taken from these boxes.

Staff said that it happens all the time because people are basically horrible.

While restocking them Denzel did notice someone watching him.

Denzel was able to watch this person without getting caught.

He thought at the time it was odd.

They didn't go to the supply boxes after Denzel had seemingly left.

Denzel said that didn't make any sense at the time.

Surely if they were stealing supplies there was no reason not to.

Denzel reported the guy but the staff did nothing about it.

Turns out that guy was in fact the murderer.

Denzel recalls hearing native American chants on his trip.

Denzel knows native American language from his family.

There's a sort of rule that in certain points in the chant the listener is supposed to respond in a certain way and Denzel out of respect had done so even though at the time he believed he was alone.

Turns out Denzel was actually responding to the recording and the fact that he did so may have saved his life if the killer was actually watching him at that time.

youtube kids is messed up

BEHOLD THE STAREATER, THAT FEASTS UPON GALAXIES AS THE ANTHILLS THAT THEY ARE

ha e160b

People outside of my community will never truly understand just how relevant this video is right now.

As a child I had a crush on Bon Bon specifically from My Little Pony Tales. I hate bronies.

Before you say that having a crush on a pony makes me a brony..

Sir,

I am a pegasister.

I was literally the intended audience.

Also I was born in 2001.

Thems raised me right.

"mam! the humans are still thriving!"

"turn up the dial."

Fascinated by Rain - ciborgen

that's it

Lincoln wouldn't stay at this table. If you really knew about his life, you would know why that is the case. Hint: It's not for moral reasons.

Okay, historians of Tumblr. Tell them why.