@sam-dugesian Hands Out Souvenir Green Jackets

@sam-dugesian hands out souvenir green jackets

to the people who sleep with him

if you put it under uv light

it says "i slept with sam [his real surname]" on the back

Cringetober 24 - MLP!

Cringetober 24 - MLP!

Antonymph Fluttershy!!!!!!

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1 year ago

The pregnant stingray mystery has been solved

so there was a female stingray in an enclosure with 2 male sharks.

somehow it got pregnant.

did the sharks hybridise or was it a virgin birth?

neither!

stingrays can hold their breath for several minutes.

they can also leap and climb to a small degree.

the stingray escaped its enclosure, entered the male enclosure, had some fun, and then went back home.

You cannot make this up.


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1 year ago

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Yay, a new fish friend

troutpaws

This person likes fish and not like all the normies who just want to eat them.

if you like fish too you might want to check out their page.

1 year ago

cool

Tails my poor orange cat I hope he feels better

Tails My Poor Orange Cat I Hope He Feels Better
1 year ago

as formerly having a persona that went extinct this year...

uuuh..

[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]

[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]

a comic based on this post:

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You meet god and she's mostly dead fish. You ask her why and she says most of the world is dead fish, and she's made herself to appeal to th
1 year ago

they're trying

Dear furries

is there like a community where people with anthropomorphic personas can hang out but like not be lewd all the time but not like in an asexual way just a way in which you actually wanna talk like a reasonable person?

So far I've found 3 but there has to be more than that surely you can't all be that normie can you?

1 year ago

nice

Miss Amy Rose

miss amy rose <3

1 year ago

ha

Welcome To Spoopy Hours, Normies

welcome to spoopy hours, normies

1 year ago

this

How to ask for a haircut without show your hairdresser the cropped image that it's from

Go to a club and find someone with that same haircut then take them to the hairdresser and say "just like this guy's hair" works every time.

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