Mjapologist - MJ

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

peter really be like “I can’t deal with this right now, I’m gonna go be violent on the streets” and literally no one can stop him

femmeslash edits 2/? - Cindy Moon x Felicia Hardy  

“Black Cat trusts me. And I feel horribly guilty about betraying her trust. Why?”

You know, our natural assumption is that Peter Parker is just SO genius and crafty that at age 16 he developed a web formula in his high school chem class that even twenty years later teams of scientists can’t replicate with millions of dollars in supplies and equipment but like. No offense to Peter but no 16 year old in a high school chem lab could outsmart 20 years worth of technological process+the greatest chemists of their generation+millions of dollars in funding. My theory is that Peter’s formula is so basic (but ingenious!), using such shitty supplies and equipment, that no scientist worth their degree would even consider trying to replicate the formula with his methods. He accidentally took the Glass Onion route to outsmarting these guys which was “just go dumber” and it’s worked for literal decades

I've been saying this for years but I've finally found the funniest way to say it, in the MCU Tony Stark isn't so much Peter Parker's father figure as he is his deadbeat dad figure. Like Tony shows up once a year to take Peter to a baseball game kinda vibe. Tony in homecoming is like hey kid I know I haven't seen or spoken to you in months but I bought you something and that's basically the same as emotional support. Tony taking Peter to Germany in civil war is like when your deadbeat dad tells your mom you're having father-son time but he's really just taking you to his guys' poker night and trying to get you to cheat for him. When Tony says you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it, it's like when your dad says if you're not going to follow my rules in my house you can leave, I put a roof over our heads what else could you possibly want from me. Tony mourning Peter after infinity war and calling him his kid is like when your dad only wants to hang out with you after he's lost custody. Like well and truly deadbeat behavior no wonder the fanon is like that

peter benjamin parker ily

they were too distracted to notice they had a tail (or three tails, rather)

‘Oh, my stars…’

‘After all this time, he’s still gorgeous.’

Black Cat & Spider-Man Felicia Hardy & Peter Parker

[David, Peter. (w), Mark Beachum (a), Bob McLeod (i), and Doc Martin ©.] ‘Things Fall Apart’ Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man (1976) #115 (June 1986), [Marvel Comics]: 22.

felicia driving a pink 718 porsche spyder because she likes the way peter frowns every time he sees it