Spencer Reid Headcanons Because I Love My Baby Boy!!

I love seeing all these Harleys in bunny outfits!! Makes me feral!! 🦖🦖

Now, I have a proposal; draw your Harleys with your favorite animals! Mine's a koala!

I honestly don't know how to start trends. I don't have a big following, so, meh. 😭😭

But show your Harleys showing some love (or hesitance) to the creature you favor! And tag me; I wanna see the sillies!

Viktor Nation... how we feeling?

I tried for a more Arcane-ish style. Not too sure how it looks. It'll have to do for the animatic I'm making. 😔😔

I love when my husbands turn into Jesus. I may not be religious, but I sure as hell am gay.

I call this outfit for my Harley!

Yk what we should all do with our Harley’s? We should dress them up in playboy bunny outfits and make them run a casino/club of some sort. Just for the laughs 👀👀 😈

Well what are we waiting for?

Let’s open up the casino/club for us Harley fans!!

I call dibs on this for my Harley👇

I took a test to see what kind of vintage toy I would be if I were a toy in Poppy Playtime, and I got a lamb. Works well enough (I'm an Aries). But I decided to make it a night light of sorts since I don't like the dark.

Not too good with names, so they're called Lamb Lights. They come in all sorts of variations, and they come with a whole rainbow of ribbons so that children can accessorize them however they please. They're very fluffy and good to cuddle with, and their batteries last a long time.

I wouldn't really call this an OC or a self-insert, it's just what I'd be if I was a toy.

Going off of the comic I posted on March 7th (the one where @ajoure and I's Harleys talk to each other), I realize that they would, in fact, not talk to each other like that. They would NOT be that chill. 😭😭

Warnings: Mention of dismemberment and dissection, mention of child abuse, mention of murder, mention of war crimes (?)

Going past all the confusion with meeting up with another version of yourself, MI!Harley (mine) would absolutely DESPISE HL!Harley (@ajoure's). You mean to tell me that he would be "OKAY" with another version of himself dating the very man who took his boyfriend away?? *looks in the mirror* WHAT KIND OF DIALOGUE WERE YOU COOKING UP??? WHAT WAS THIS MISCHARACTERIZATION OF YOUR OWN AU????

Seriously, MI!Harley would not even want to look at HL!Harley. The fact that Leith dissected his (both of theirs) body and turned him into a supercomputer was bad enough, but add onto the fact that MI!Harley had to watch Charlie—his own fucking boyfriend—get mutilated and go through so much pain right in front of him, and he couldn't do anything, and he full-on LOATHES Leith. He completely HATES him. Sending the animatronics (toys) after him wasn't enough during the Hour of Joy; he had to kill him himself. He had to mess him up the same way he messed Charlie up. He had to make him pay.

Not only that, but MI!Harley would be so disturbed by the fact that HL!Harley (canon as well) manipulated and experimented on children and turned them into the toys. My Harley isn't that cruel, he was just making animatronics for war. 😭😭 He wasn't too fond of children (*discreetly hides fan-child for Charlie and Harley*), but he wouldn't even dream of hurting them. Mind you, he's still not that good of a person—still got that nasty attitude and that sadistic nature—but he's a lot more tame than any other version of Harley.

Also, he would be so confused that HL!Harley got his body back. "That backstabber actually created a new body for you? A human form that looked like your original? That's quite disgusting... and obsessive," is what he'd say. And I know that in the comic I made of their non-canonical meet-up, both of them are "human" (robot in HL!Harley's case), but my Harley doesn't get his old body back. He's stuck as that humanoid cyborg thing. (Kinda dangerous.. Kinda sexy. /ref)

So, that was an unnecessary ramble on how incorrect my comic is to my own version of Harley. I just wanted to do something silly, but my brain wouldn't let me brush over it and not address it, so now you have this jumble of words on a screen. I'm so sorry, @ajoure. Forgive me. 😔😔

It's the baby girl boy, and he's in the Gamma Mu Mu's competition outfit! (He will not be misgendered in my presence.)

With and without live Bradley reaction!

Reference below ⬇️⬇️

Meet (one of) my Poppy Playtime OC, Charlie Malloy! He worked as an animatronic/toy designer for Playtime Co., and he's dating Harley Sawyer. He had no idea what Harley and the other employees down below were working on, and he still doesn't now.

Warnings: Mention of dissection, mention of deaths, mention of guts

A few days before the Hour of Joy, Leith Pierre and a few scientists grabbed him while he was talking with Harley (who was a computer at this point) and dissected him in front of him, claiming that Harley "wouldn't be allowed the pleasures of love". When the Hour of Joy hit, Harley used his limited powers to preserve Charlie's parts and turn him into a supercomputer as well so that they would never be apart.

Charlie is still optimistic despite what happened—in fact, he doesn't even remember. All he recalls is he was talking to Harley, then he was a robot. His screen projects a mouth instead of an eye because he talks a lot, but he can still see just like Harley can still talk.

I'll make human designs for both of them soon. Trust. 😔😔🙏🙏

More of @ajoure's Harley Sawyer because he is very delicious and very British. His hair is fluffy, too, so that's a plus.

I like writing dialogue for him (if it's not obvious). I have to look up so many big words, but it's all worth it for him. ✊✊😔😔

LET'S FUCKING GO!! WE WON, CHAT, WE WON!!

LUCIFER IS PANSEXUAL IN Hazbin Hotel!! MY HEADCANON BECAME TRUE!!

BOW DOWN TO OUR PAN KING!! 💛💛

Spencer Reid, questions 1-3

Ah, one of my favorite profilers and characters of all time. 🥰🥰

1) Why do you like or dislike this character?

To be honest, there are a number of reasons why I like Spencer, as with any character, such of which being attraction, relatability, and realism. I find that the occasional goofy nature Matthew brings to the character endears me, and it shows how Spencer isn't so serious. He's also kind to his loved ones, but he has trouble expressing his feelings, like me. I relate to him heavily that it's concerning. I'm also a sucker for nerds, so that's why he's my favorite.

2) What's your favorite canon thing about this character?

There's a lot of things I love about Spencer, but something in particular I love is the fact that his favorite holiday is Halloween (at least... I think that's canon??). I, too, love Halloween, and I think it would be fun decorating his apartment together. 🥰🥰

3) What's your least favorite canon thing about this character?

Honestly, this is more about his interactions with other characters than him specifically; I absolutely hate how he's always ignored or interrupted whenever he goes on a tangent, especially when it's about something he likes like Star Trek or Doctor Who. I myself hate getting interrupted, and it absolutely breaks my heart when characters do the same to Spencer and how he reacts (AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON JJ. I LIKE HER, BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT—).

Thank you for the ask! Take this as a sign not to be afraid to send them, guys! Or requests!